kidney bruiser

This word is also known as "kb" it is when your cock is big enough to "bruise a girls kidneys"

Oh god caleb im kinda sore i think you bruised my kidneys last night in bed. you are a real kidney bruiser

by youknowthat oneperson July 23, 2012

kiddy buzzer

Can't hang with the drinking professionals. Passes out like a little kid. Big Da Da drinks kids under the table

Don't be a kiddy buzzer pussy... Drink up or go to bed. Do you need Big Dad to tuck you in?

by Earlcando September 14, 2013

kidney chop

A swift chop to the kidney area after finishing anal sex causing the ass to tense up and wipe your cock clean when you pull out

I gave her a kidney chop after I finished so I didn't have shit on my dick when I pulled out

by Easy E 83 June 19, 2014

Kidd Out

To leave a party or gathering unacceptably early or not show up at all.

Why bother inviting Ashley, she'll just kidd out anyway.

Sorry guys time for me to kidd out.

Where's Josh? Did he kidd out again?

by Lucy847 April 4, 2015

kiddyplay

A form of sexual/nonsexual roleplay that involves an adult/older adolescent behaving and dressing as a prepubescent child.

¨Jasmine is into kiddyplay, but she is afraid that people will look at her as a pedophile even though she is not sexually attracted to children¨

by Vona November 19, 2014

kiddie-coma

similar to barney'd-out... when nearly all a person's time is spent on entertaining their children with games, songs, stories and videos until they go into a zombie-like state or "auto pilot" if you will, forgetting temporarily who they are and that they have their own likes, wants and needs, essentially turning into "Mr. Rogers" (an iconic media personality who used to host the most popular children's show on tv)... this condition can be remedied by finding a bit of time for one's self, maybe a night out with adult friends to an adult music concert, or a movie (no cartoons), a couple of beers or a bottle of wine, good adult conversation and interaction uninterrupted by children or the elderly.

I cant take this "kiddie-coma" anymore, Im all barney'd-out... someone get me a beer and let's watch "The Shining" while listening to Ice Cube's "We Had To Tear This Muhfucka Up" before I turn into Mr. Rogers.

by hmf December 22, 2014

Kiddiejames

A young boy that is flexing all tha time

''Look there a kiddiejames"

by Killa2839 October 20, 2016