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useless junk

Random shit that lies around that nobody has any particular use for. Often leading to the phrase "it might come in handy". Potential sign of a closet hoarder.
Mike: Why have you got a load of monopoly pieces without a board?
John: Oh its just some useless junk. It might come in handy some day.
by imaliltpot September 19, 2015
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Junk-shit

Geeker make-do shit u wish worked as well as u wanted it to.
He made this junk-shit to replace the gasket, but it only worked for a few hours before the vehicle ran hot again.
by Stewy13 July 29, 2025
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junk jungle

The pubic hair on and around the genitals, specifically the penis.
You can identify a junk jungle by its thick density.
Junk jungles are generally found on men with poor hygiene standards who refuse to keep themselves clean.
Guy 1 : " I gotta shave this junk jungle soon, it's really itchy!".
by KarlFarts May 20, 2020
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Junk Fairy

It's that point where you find that you have way too much shit so you begin to give people random useless gifts usually hiding behind an alias.
OMFG the Junk Fairy just visited me,
I got this piece of shit thing....FOR FREEE!
by Verycreepytinysecret January 8, 2011
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Billy Bob Junk

Someone who lives in a trailer and supports Donald Trump
Who's that Billy Bob Junk over there? Looks like he could use a pickup on his hygiene.
by EazyE$teezy September 14, 2020
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Junk Knuckle

The point at which a penis bends.
Dude, his wang is so crooked it has a junk knuckle
by Whcgonzo October 28, 2011
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Jankity-junk

Busted ass shit that barely functions.
Ashley's no name shitbrick phone was jankity-junk and she knew it. Shit couldn't even run ScratchCrap@
by Trelios May 29, 2020
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