Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

Irish men.

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024

Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

Irish men.

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024

junkface

A marketing ploy by Neutrogena that seeks to create a demand for a product we don't need on the premise that what we've been doing is wrong. Specifically, that we should segregate our bathing products. Junkface is in fact a myth, one more product created by our shitty consumerist society to convince us that we are inadequate.

"Maybe I'll finally be happy if I buy into the idea that junkface is actually a thing I should be concerned about."

"I just realized the reason I hate myself is because I have junkface. Thanks Neutrogena!"

by lewdmaterials July 26, 2014

junkyu

junkyu is a member from treasure, a boy band that just debuted on 7 august. hes has a god vocal and is a fcking cutie?? hes a cutiepie and the "annyeonghaseyo" guy >< he is not easily scared by horror films. he usually jokes around with jihoon and both of them r like partners in crime >< he is one of the chaotic 4js- junkyu, jihoon, jeongwoo and jaehyuk. he came in 4th in treasure box!!! stan treasure!!!

person 1: whos ur bias in treasure?
person 2: junkyu the koala<3

by harukyu<3 September 30, 2020

junklock

the condition in which a person experiences a temporary inability to remember or process information in a reasonable amount of time.

Man 1 - " What time do I need to pick you up at the airport ?"
Man 2 - " ... What ? "
Man 1 - " What time do I need to PICK YOU UP ?"
Man 2 - (delayed response) " Sorry man . I've got junklock bad today."

by Billy Shea March 26, 2020

kim junkyu

an outstanding guy who gained a lot of confidence and deserves all the world and love.

"kim junkyu has and amazing personality"

by jxnnie.uwu September 24, 2020

Tabloid Junkie

Someone who believes anything from the Tabloids, even believing the stupidest of rumors without any proof. People like this usually have a low IQ, and can't think for themselves.

Just because you read it in a magazine
Or see it on the TV screen
Don't make it factual
- Michael Jackson, Tabloid Junkie

by R.P.O'ed December 17, 2008