When a nazi guy with glasses opens the ark of the covenant with full intention of it melting his skin off. while this is happening, he walks over to the ark and takes a shit in it while masturbating his quickly detioriating penis. the nepalese bar owning woman can be giving a reach around to indiana jones.
Kyle: You're supposed to throw out the free Indiana Jones game that comes with the X Box 360.
Laird: Not until I do the Indiana Jones cobbler on the nazis. I'm gonna shit in that ark.
Kyle: C'mon Laird, that's my religion your shitting on.
Laird: I have not regrets in life.
Laird: Not until I do the Indiana Jones cobbler on the nazis. I'm gonna shit in that ark.
Kyle: C'mon Laird, that's my religion your shitting on.
Laird: I have not regrets in life.
by Nipplecardboard January 7, 2009
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Get the jonesdidilyownsing mug.a verb that means to crave something strongly, usually said in a construct with a participle (e.g. "to be jonesing for") and often pronounced without the 'g' at the end (e.g. "to be jonesin' for").
Sometimes the "for" is foregone. Usually a phrase emphasizing being in the moment is included, such as "right now" for the present, or "at that time", "right then" for the past. In past, present or future constructions, when said in a negative construction "just yet" is also used occasionally.
Sometimes the "for" is foregone. Usually a phrase emphasizing being in the moment is included, such as "right now" for the present, or "at that time", "right then" for the past. In past, present or future constructions, when said in a negative construction "just yet" is also used occasionally.
I'm really jonesing for a coffee right now.
I'm really jonesin' a cigarette right now.
I just got over being sick for a week. I'd like to go to the concert, but I'm not jonesin' to be out in public just yet.
I'm really jonesin' a cigarette right now.
I just got over being sick for a week. I'd like to go to the concert, but I'm not jonesin' to be out in public just yet.
by alternabear March 23, 2016
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Jonesy’s Prick once attended a wedding in Florida and signed the guestbook as such, all the while managing to also be at work in Boston.
Jonesy’s Prick once attended a wedding in Florida and signed the guestbook as such, all the while managing to also be at work in Boston.
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