Could you help me find something?

A question asked to a strange Women or Man in a SuperMarket as a way to break the ice.

Excuss me, "Could you help me find something?"... I was searching for something to say when I walked past you...

by yourwanting1 September 30, 2011

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nipple helpers

The little bumps all around your nipples. Some of them have hairs coming out of them, some are actually filled with white stuff like a zit. Girls with too many nipple helpers are unattactive in each and every way.

Dam that bitch fly like a mutta fucka-speaker 1
Na B, it looks like she has a million little helper nipples -speaker 2
word she has lots of nipple helpers -speaker 1
I wouldn't fuck her with a 10 foot pole -speaker 2
nipple helpers on chicks are fucking gross -speaker 1

by Sam Freihofer February 24, 2007

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helluvaluiah

an expression used after accomplishing something that has frustrated you to no end

helluvaluiah, i finally got to the end of this search!!!!!
NOW Y THE FUCK WOULD YOU WASTE YOUR TIME DOING THIS, YOU HAVE NO LIFE!!!!

by GermanFill February 18, 2005

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help Rush tape a show

Refers to use of the toilet, especially if said usage is especially flatulent or otherwise impinges on the consciousness of those outside the bathroom. References Rush Limbaugh, radio personality. Further elaborations such as "taped a full hour", etc. also occur.

Honey, if you help Rush tape a show, could you at least light a match afterwards?

by laughingliberally February 3, 2009

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