hanstosken

It's a guy who is very horny and retarded.

Oh no! It's Hanstosken! Run!

by IkkeLemet May 28, 2019

Hamster

White women

#1 Black woman : “I hate this job”!
#2 Black woman: “ Me too! Too many hamsters work here, they all smell like wet dog”!

by Brookster dude May 29, 2019

Hamsterface

A game where a man inserts his penis into a woman’s vagina while she attempts to contort her face to resemble a hamster’s face.

Matt banged the shit out of Liz and they played hamsterface while Nugget ate seeds and ran on her wheel.

by BruceBaller June 16, 2019

Hamster

A small cute animal that keeps you up all night because hamster wheels aren't really silent. They like carrots

My hamster likes eating hardened glue, cardboard and paper.

by Lauren the hamster June 23, 2019

Haps

When you wish someone called Henry baller happy birthday you say haps Henry baller

haps Henry baller

by Henry baller June 27, 2019

Hamster

Nothing

A hamster is nothing in the garage

by that kid with the heep July 13, 2019

Hamster Battle Royale

A term used in the video game Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege to help speed up ones internet load speed.

Guy: Dude your internet is so slow
Guy on team: Hamster Battle Royale
*The guy loads*

Guy: www.newegg.com/ssd
Guy on your team: Hamster battle royale
*The guy loads*

by Ifartoncakes July 29, 2019