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Free Head Card

Anyone You Show This To Has To Give You Free Head.
Hey look at this! *shows free head card* Aw man, now i gotta give u head
by FaxTalker69420 May 26, 2021
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Freeater

A person in group who eat in free never pay anything into their pocket. Who just eat of another
He is a freeater.

Look at there freeater is coming here.
by Whitewdow November 27, 2021
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free_gaff

the best meme page on instagram, raye is the biggest death note fae and knows everything about gevanni, a character with ten minutes of screen time. everyone in the uk knows of their existence and wants to date them.
"hey do you follow @free_gaff" on instagram"
"who doesn't"
by free_gaff gatekeeper 😛 March 21, 2022
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free-flubbing

When a big girls pants are ripped on the inside thigh area and the fat bulges out of the rip. The boyfriend (or girlfriend) then gently slaps the bulge of fat back and forth which is the act of free-flubbing.

This word was actually created by my babe, who is a large woman, who is very comfortable with herself and makes me feel comfortable with her. Free-flubbing is not a sexual act as much as it is an act that shares a sense of freedom and closeness between two consenting adults. Not at all thought of as something to ridicule a large person.
Today when my babe slid into the seat of my car, I heard her pants rip and saw a big piece of flab sticking out of the hole. Being very confident in herself, she took my hand and slapped it back and forth against the bulge of fat, turning me on to my first experience in what she calls free-flubbing.
by Kid Blue April 18, 2022
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Free healthcare card

Something Bri'ish people use to win any argument with any American
American: Bri'ish people have bad teeth lol

Bri'ish person: Oi bruv 'least I don't 'ave bad 'elfcare loike you stewpid americans. Quite sad innit?

American: Bruh you just used the Free healthcare card
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freasty

A word used to describe someone who's gender is literally undecipherable. There is no word or sentence that could possibly get an answer out of them. Their voice doesn't sound necessarily masculine/feminine, Their looks don't look like a boy's or a girl's, not to mention they way they dress or do their hair, whatever. This does NOT apply to people who are non-binary or androgynous or anything similar.
Jeremy: Did you see Mikey today? They looked awfully freasty.
William: Yeah, I can never tell if they're a boy or a girl. Awfully freasty
by mikeybossing64 August 6, 2022
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undrafted free agent

This prospect is opposite to a lottery pick. "Lets be friends" material and possesses little to none attributes you'd want in a partner. Very slim chance of making your roster
Chris- I dont know how i feel about her, she's got nothing really going for her

Keith- If this was the NBA draft, she'd be an undrafted free agent
by KillaKeith608 July 16, 2011
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