Morter Forker

E-Stalker, loser, goof who takes punches in the face

This chick was scared of the morter forker

by Somechick August 12, 2003

forkjob

sometimes, but not often, results in massive amounts of santorum.

That forkjob left a mess all over the walls

by Bat Nipples February 23, 2005

forking

Two guys spooning with an erection.

Ken and Marcus can't forking because they're smooth between the legs.

Boobie can fork though, because she has saran wrap.

by emcubed March 24, 2008

forking

when all guys lie together facing the same way
type 1: clothed
type 2: unclothed

Rarely do you see guys forking, especially type 2.

by oshlivia November 26, 2006

Forkskin

The act of performing a Hot Willis on a corpse. (preferably while in the company of others)

After a long night out, they stopped by the mortuary for a quick forkskin and a nightcap.

by Goaf Ukyirselph April 10, 2007

K for K

Slang for payment due when being treated to somebody else's Ketamine batch.. Usually in Greek the expectation is that of a sexual favour in the 'A' level so that's Kolos for Ketamine.

Thats a smoking piece of ass! Think it 'll go K for K?

by dimis.ef October 6, 2008

forking

Spooning while clothed

They were forking on Trav's couch all through the movie

by fork ing August 31, 2003