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Absent Money

Noun describing a lack of money, and/or state of debt.
Jack: Hey man, want to go downtown and buy some CDs?
Sherman: Aw, sorry man, I can't. I have so much absent money it's not even laughable.
by hindenburg II March 21, 2010
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PS5 Money

Making enough money to buy a PS5 easily or in a short time i.e making $800 AUD very quickly.
Guy 1
"Did you hear Anthony did 20 hours of overtime this week?"

Guy 2
"Yeah man, guys making that PS5 money"
by JustALittleLucki December 19, 2020
mugGet the PS5 Moneymug.

money jab

When you are broke and a good friend or family member helps you out with a nice amount of cash. It's usually just a loan but with very flexible condition.
Student1:
Hey man! Lets go out this weekend!

Student2:
Can't dude. Have to wait another 2 weeks till I get my money jab from dad.
by Sisko warrior May 12, 2008
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All of the money

A greek phrase for a good situation.
Mary's shoes are all of the money!
by tbomb12345 June 18, 2018
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wheel money

To give someone that sloppy-toppy
Can you give me that wheel money
by JackKenoff August 23, 2019
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money pillowzation

It is a monetary phenomenon when people spend less but deposits shrink as well.
IMF resident representative in Lebanon says ‘people do not trust banks anymore thus they tend to hid money in pillows and it seems that money pillowzation will not stop soon’
by Lucca Borbone February 3, 2009
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Money Slut

These ladies are the filth of society. They search out a partner and the only attribute that is of interest to them is financial. Often seen with gentlemen twice their age, or in large expensive vehicles. They very rarely have children as they are too selfish to look after anyone except themselves. These ladies are the same as whores, except they have to stay with the client until he dies, then claims the money that the client (husband) has left her.
Samuel: Wasn't the funeral sad, I didn't see any tears from the dead mans widow though, I thought it was his daughter until Debbie told me it was his wife.
Mark: Yeah, she's a "Money Slut", she was fucking behind his back for years, I even had a piece of her ass last May. She's loaded now though.
by Paul Fleming July 10, 2006
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