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shit faced

Shit Faced: from the Latin "shitibus faceibus".

1) To have one's entire face covered in feces.
2) To become so intoxicated/high that you act like an asshole/whore/your math teacher and perform things/sexual acts that you would never do in your right mind.
1) Because my face is covered in shit, I am shit faced.
2) God, after those 15 bottle of scotch, I was shit faced and woke up next to my math teacher.
by PlummiPLUM April 10, 2004
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facebook facial

the act of jazzing on someone's facebook profile
i gave her a meat shank and a facebook facial
by b_dk January 4, 2009
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A place where one goes to excrete human waste.
I require the use of ablution facilities.
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SpiderMan Facial

SpiderMan Facial is a different and altogether better term for the spiderman because yes, you are simulating the web-slinging act of Spiderman, but what are you actually doing? Giving a facial, right? So essentially, to call it the spiderman is to say you are a comic book dork, but to call it the SpiderMan Facial, as it is called in the adult entertainment industry, is the best and most appropriate way to describe the action. But always remember these two important rules:

1. SpiderMan Facials should only be given upon request by the lucky recipient(s).
2. Don't limit yourself to the face. Area coverage is key ... bellybutton to eyebrow.
Peter North gave a SpiderMan Facial to Ron Jeremy.
by OriginalStarGirl June 1, 2007
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Open Faced Sandwich

The female version of teabagging. The naked vagina goes right on a person's nose.

The name originates from the appearance of some vaginas.
Person A: Oh shit that dude is passed the fuck out. Someone should teabag him.
Person B: Fuck that, someone go get that drunk girl to give him a nice big open faced sandwich.
by lazy boyz April 4, 2010
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twat faced

she was well twat faced after 10 bacardis
by louise April 12, 2004
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Wanker Faced

being completely and totally drunk off your ass AKA hammered, smashed, toasted, drunk, fucked up, plowed, sloshed, etc.
Hey lets go and get wanker faced tonight!
by Nat05 May 9, 2005
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