An expression used to call someone on an obvious lie, prevarication or falsehood. A way of calling bullshit. Since it is now known Elvis did mountains of drugs, stating that he had always been clean would be obvious bullshit. Origin: Penn and Teller's show Bullshit, where the phrase is used to call bullshit on the various claims of creationists.
by the birds and trees May 18, 2008
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The next morning after a day of drinking I found a drunk wound on my pinky toe. There were two similar marks on either side of the top of my toe that were about half the diameter of a pencil.
by Cameron Palmer March 31, 2005
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Get the drunkbooking mug.A woman who usually sober is nice and polite, but once she becomes drunk she's making out with everyone (including girls) and blows a guy but can't finish because she passes out
by jrf3p July 28, 2009
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by nopseudonym234 March 29, 2010
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Guy 1: I wanna get wasted wanna play drunk driver?
Guy 2: Hell yes!! Lets drive drunk on Moo Moo Meadows!!
Guy 2: Hell yes!! Lets drive drunk on Moo Moo Meadows!!
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