Dicked On

To have the absolute shit kicked out of you

Jeff: Hey man whats with all the bruises.

David: I got "Dicked On" in a fight last night.

Jeff: That sucks man.

by ZStan September 1, 2009

What the Dickens?

An exclamation, in a similar vein to "What the hell?". Derives from popular dead author and dead street fighter Charles Dickens.

Person 1: "While you were out I broke into your house and shat in your oven."

Person 2: "What the Dickens?!"

Person 1: "Ol.."

by kleptonin April 25, 2004

dice

Slang for earlobes

Stop rubbing your dice on me.

Your dice tickles.

Want to massage my dice?

There's hair on your dice.

by Big G February 2, 2004

diatesticle

Like diabolical, but diatesticle.

Because bollocks means testicles in British slang
A bit like "recockulus" for "ridiculous"

This traffic is diatesticle!

The food is diatesticle!

Last night I did your mum ... she was diatesticle

by Earl Scruggs the 3rd December 10, 2007

Dicked Down

when you're a guy and your girl cheats on you with someone uglier than you or leaves you for someone uglier than you.

person #1: Oh my god...Ray Ray and Shelly broke up.

person #2: Yep. Ray Ray got dicked down by Shelly for Alex.

person #1: But Ray Ray so fine.

person #2: I know. Alex is nasty.

by Dr. Licks That July 24, 2009

dry dicked

Forcing your dick into a woman's cunt or anus while both are bone dry, creating severe discomfort for the woman and a sense of domination by the man.

Also, the act of fucking someone when they are unwilling and/or unprepared, but u don't care cause they are gonna get fucked whether they want to or not, bitch!

Kidpro bent over WTF its Eamon and dry dicked his anus until the blood provided lubrication. Ouch.

by Tecmo Bastard March 14, 2008

Dicey Slicey

term used for annhialating someone. Used by dumb foolish people who can't read.

I'm from scottish , I'll kick your a** in the pants, fu** you up dicey slicey ... DIG!!!!!!

by Kadomaru April 8, 2003