Schrödinger's Coder

A coder who calls his code "good" or bad depending on if people criticize it or not.

"My code is flawless and perfect"
*with one group* "Just joking, its complete ass"
*with another* "it's just perfect amirite"
"You're a total Schrödinger's Coder you know that right?"

by Avery Zap April 1, 2022

crocheted steering wheel cover

When your group comes up with the best unspeakable sex act if the week but it falls short when it is not defined by person the group relied upon. #nevergofulltim, #notmytim, #impeachtim,

The act of traveling highway speeds while getting a blow job by a 70+year old, dentures out.

Timmy's grandma gave me the ole crocheted steering wheel cover on the way over to the house.

by Jethro bo dean August 16, 2023

fuck and cover

Sex panic for the a-bomb dropping.

The alarm is going off, we should fuck and cover. The a-bomb is coming.

by tacocat33 November 5, 2023

Elk Grove Cover Up

When you break policy, but your boss is a moron and his boss is weak and has no background in AP so you just call it a day and drink some bud heavies at home.

I was going to type up the report, but the bud heavies were calling my name so I pulled the ol Elk Grove Cover Up.

by Jerry “the rock” Garcia May 28, 2025

deep dish cover

When you can tell somebody was or is working for a spy agency so badly you can smell the cheese dripping off of them. And they're likely part of a pedo ring
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She's smell like havonaro cheese on mouldy tomato sauce, deep dish cover, am I right?

by ĒdōnīItaAkanīya June 8, 2025

Up-and-Comer

When you remove the lid from the tank of a toilet, sit down, and jerk off so the resulting cumshot lands in the tank.

To discreetly relieve yourself and obscure the evidence, you can try the up-and-comer.

by Meatman689 August 18, 2025

You cannot judge a book by its cover

You cannot judge the character or quality of something/someone just by looking at them.

You cannot judge a book by its cover; that girl you talked to is actually a very nice person.

by Kitter the Killer Kat C: January 10, 2016