Chicago Ebonics

Founded by Chief Keef, this launguage was created August 15 2013 when Chief Keef releases his mixtape “bang”. This day was the the start of the great decline in the modern U.S. language. With this new language and Mumble Rap influencing our youth, the world will soon fall to an extra terrestrial species of what scientists call space nigger. This species will speak fluent Chicago Ebonics. According to multiple studies conducted by nimrod inc. Chief Keef has been linked to many ties with this life force and it is speculated that he is their leader. According to the Book of Revalation in the New Testament of the Christian bible, Armageddon is the prophesied location of a gathering of armies for a battle during the end times. This references the battle between Chief Keef’s extraterrestrial army and all of the worlds armies combined. Unfortunately, tensions will cause opposing countries to turn on each other and it will be an all out free for all. The end of the world is coming, when the Rapture occurs, those of Chicago Ebonics and all other ebonics of the earth will ascend with Chief Keef to the heavens. Leaving all non believers in its wake. According to Hebrews 12:26-28, 26 When God spoke the first time, his voice shook only the earth. This time he has promised to shake the earth once again, and heaven too. 27 The words “Love Sosa nigga bang bang I be on O bloc” mean that all created things will someday be shaken and removed. In Chief Keef we trust, amen.

Tyrone: I be on i bloc
John: Stop speaking Chicago Ebonics

by Nigga milk April 7, 2019

Chicago Fire

The Chicago Fire Soccer Club are a 1st divison professional soccer club that plays in the MLS. Founded on October 4th, 1997, they are one of the first expansion clubs in Major League Soccer’s history. Their colors are red and white, and they played their inaugural season in 1998 and also famously won the double that year. (the MLS Cup & U.S Open Cup)

I’m a Chicago Fire fan. “OmG, i LoVe ThAt ShOW!” No, I mean the soccer team. “ThEReS a SoCceR tEaM iN CHicAGo?” smh

by Marco Salazar June 6, 2019

Chicago Ridge

A town right next to Oak Lawn, in Cook County, with Arabs, Blacks, White Trash, and Normal Whites. The Arabs live on the north-east side of the train tracks all the way from 105th to 103rd in the apartments. Across the street from Chicago Ridge is Dunkin Donuts on 103rd and Central which is where most the Arabs from 99th-111th (exception some 96th) street hang out with the exception of a few whites and mexicans. Dunkin Donuts is the main hangout area of the 103rds. 95s also say they claim this area but really dont.

From 111th-106th between Ridgeland and Central is mainly where the Normal whites/white trash live. Closer to the mall and train tracks you find white trash who just sit and smoke weed all day by jumps. The blacks live in the area on the west side of Ridgeland in the apartments.

Did you hear the Arab vs Black beef in Chicago Ridge?

Yes I did.

by mikehuntx December 6, 2019

Chicago Traditional

When two men make sweet, sweet love inside a car which has been turned into a Chicago-Style deep dish pizza.

I had an amazing weekend with Rhett, Link, and Josh! We each took turns performing a Chicago Traditional on each other.

by mooney's grove weirdo December 20, 2019

chicago meatball sub

When a dude places his balls in a girls ass crack therefore making it a Chicago meatball sub

Jimmy made a Chicago meatball sub with my ass last night

by Horrible memes February 18, 2020

Chicka poo poo

When someone is mad and you want them to get mad. A roast when you have nothing else to say.

Ha chicka poo poo

by Austinklau April 8, 2020

Chica Pussy

When you’re using drugs in a hard core way
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when you have a WAP that’s fatter and larger than everyone else

I heard you were smoking weed off chica pussy
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Yeah monica was a WAP but i got a Chica Pussy

by chic pus November 7, 2020