Cancer Bag

1. A bag of cancer.
2. One who is violently infested with cancer
3. See Marc Drattel

Wow, I really am not ready for that test tomorrow. It doesnt matter how much I study, I know that Cancer Bag will give me a 25.

by Angry Student550 January 17, 2007

Cancer Burrito

A spicy red burrito which contains 700 calories of processed beef and will give anyone who consumes it the major shits. Cancer burritos should be consumed no more than once a week at the very most and should not be consumed at all if possible. Symptoms of the cancer burrito include: massive shits, constipation, stomach pains, sudden weight gain, addiction to the burrito and sudden decrease of the senses.

Josh: Dude why did you just get a cancer burrito!
David: I'm addicted to them now, if I dont have one I start to get withdrawls.
Josh: o0o0o0o0o0o0o DEADLY!
David: You know it!

by FRISKET II July 25, 2008

Canned

A term used to describe being hit in the male part of the anatomy!

Also see, Junked.

Ouch! I canned my self with the laundry hamper!!

by Mark December 4, 2004

canker cunt

Female that plays Halo 3 so much that she develops sores on her pussy.

You aint nothing but a fucking canker cunt, die so I can teabag you.

by niodin March 10, 2008

Cancer

When a female is nothing but bad for you and your soul, your only choice is to cut her out and heal the wound before she consumes you and eats away at your goodness!

Dude Johnny get away from her she is cancer to your soul.

by Johnnyg724 May 13, 2016

Summericular Cancer

The disease contracted the last week of summer where you realize school will begin shortly and your summer life will have no chance for survival.

"Shit, what's a matter with him?"
"Nothing, he just has Summericular Cancer."

by El Zacko August 20, 2007

cancer

who the hell looks up cancer in the urban dictionary?

Guy 1: Hey, what are you doing?
Guy 2: Oh, just looking up cancer on Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1: What the hell is wrong with you?

by loweezy December 15, 2014