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Screaming Cactus

Someone who is adamant about giving their opinions and honesty. At the same time they refuse to take criticism and default to a defensive mentality when they’re challenged or given advice. Walking hypocrisy.
Example 1:
Partner 1: You need to stop texting at the dinner table, it’s very rude.
Partner 2: You literally have an ipad out and you’re watching the Bachelor.
Parter 1: I DIDN’T GET TO WATCH THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT!
Partner 2: You’re bein a real screaming cactus right now

Example 2:

Partner 1: I don’t appreciate you leaving last night and not coming home, that hurt my feelings
Partner 2: I left because I found out you were cheating on me.
Parter 1: IT’S NOT MY FAULT, YOU WEREN'T GIVING ME ENOUGH ATTENTION!
Partner: You are acting like a screaming cactus
by SpeakEENG May 3, 2021
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sassy cactus

a group of people backstage on a show that talk shit on all of there friends
the group sassy cactus is back and there already starting shit
by Fatal Mistake February 2, 2022
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Humble Cactus

Humble Cactus is a phrase used to refer to someone being a bitch. It is used in Minecraft because of the Microsoft chat reporting system. Another variation of this is Recap.
Hey (insert Minecraft Gamertag) stop being a Humble Cactus!
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spicy-cactus

Spicy cactus is the name of an youtuber/ twitch streamer he hasn't made any video's yet but he will make them in a few years. something amazing about him is the voice he has a nice voice what makes it fun to listen to him.

he got inspired to make his video's by the best minecrafter that there is ixnoah so you should read that to.
do you watch spicy-cactus his video's?
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Arizona Cactus Pile

Being covered in sunburned, leathery, sweaty pricks.
My dad was at an Arizona Cactus Pile last night, and he swore your mom was at the bottom.
by MAXDOZER July 23, 2023
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spineless cactus

A spineless cactus is a trem that means dick/cock
That is a big spineless cactus!
That man is being a huge spineless cactus
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