bakered

When someone says they are on their way to hang out in a short amount of time. Then never shows up and doesn't answer their phone. If this happens you have been bakered.

Ray: I called Nick, he said 5 minutes till he gets here just getting gas. Steve: Alright cool. *50 minutes pass* *Steve calls Nick, no answer* Steve: We officially just got bakered.

by beenbakeredmultipletimes January 2, 2010

baker smile

the facial expression you get when you know something bad just happened.

baker smile is durived quite often. mostly during such events that involve conspiring with jade, put in the same room as a stamilton or a jim, and especially, the most dangerous, when leaving a baker alone for too long

by Jennyfer April 22, 2005

ballering

or ballerin

Behaving as would a baller, ie a professional basketball player.

similar to "pimpin"

"Got seven Bentleys bitches be hollerin
Im a hit em all back Im straight ballering"

by kps2420 May 7, 2007

corporate baller

A young college graduate with a large salary.

Even though he gave up being a professional athlete, he became rich by being a corporate baller.

by Jigga627 September 23, 2008

epic baller

A term for "one of the best things ever."

Person 1: Dude, they can cure AIDS now - don't worry about STDs!
Person 2: That's EPIC BALLER!

by The Cominator July 6, 2008

ride the Bakerloo Line

A British term for anal sex. The Bakerloo Line on London's underground system is shown as dirty brown on the map. To ride the Bakeloo Line means to enter the brown tube and take a journey.

Dude 1: "Hey, how's your new chick, Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Great! She'll even let me ride the Bakerloo Line!"

by Wizards Sleeve January 30, 2007

Ninja Baller

1. Person who likes to be double penetrated by two big black cocks while sucking a big black dick

2.Person who thinks there cool but really just like to suck dick left and right

3.Has no life and will live with there parents until they die

4.Person who enjoys licking cum from the floor

5. Person who likes to be showered in cum

6. Person who likes to have sex with animals

7. Person who enjoys getting fucked in the ass and likes it when you cum inside there ass

8. Cum drinker, likes to drink cum, would prefer a cumshake over a milkshake

9.Person who is mentally challenged on such a high level they eat there own shit cause they think its chocolate

10.Person that was sexually abused by there dad and enjoyed it

11.Person who cant get enough cock

12.Person living with genital herpes

13.Person who has aids

14. A complete ass hole that likes to be penetrated by as many black cocks as possible

15. Person who likes getting fucked by there dad while wearing a butt plug

Ninja Baller
"John: Hey did you see that girl stuff all those dicks in her mouth?!
Steve: Yea she was doing a Ninja Baller"

Dad:Did you enjoy that fucking babe?"
Daughter/son: yea i cant wait till you fuck me again, Im such a Ninja Baller

Girl/Guy:Can you guys Ninja Baller me?
3 Black dudes: Whats that?
Girl/Guy: well its when one of yous fucks me in the ass the other in the pussy and ill suck the others dick

Guy 1: My girlfriend such a Ninja Baller.
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: Well i jizzed on the floor and she licked it all up!

by Ninja Baller sucks dick August 22, 2008