by prettyugly November 22, 2004
Knowing someone is coming over whom you want to impress, but there isn't enough time to clean; so you shove everything in a closet, under your bed, or in a hamper to achieve the perception your place is spotless.
My girl and her Mom randomly said they were stopping by for brunch, so I opened the closet doors in support of my fake clean attempt.
by GlazeHer June 19, 2016
The adjective used to describe someone who acts like they are under the influence, when it is obvious they are not.
Danny: Dude did you see see Diana last night? Was she shit-faced or what??
Evan: No bro, she was definitely fake-faced.
Danny: Oh.
Evan: No bro, she was definitely fake-faced.
Danny: Oh.
by julesmary August 20, 2008
Father: So today your mother accused me of "fake chowing." What the hell is that?
Son: Really dad? You pretended to go down on her? Isn't this something you should be telling Uncle Howard anyway?
Son: Really dad? You pretended to go down on her? Isn't this something you should be telling Uncle Howard anyway?
by Blue Ophelia June 05, 2011
Fake freaky: the act of acting as if you were a freaky person and then when it comes to laying the pipe, the partner is not down to fuck.
JustinWhy you act Fake freaky this whole time?!
Sydney I wasn’t acting fake freak I’m just not ready
Sydney I wasn’t acting fake freak I’m just not ready
by Big sexy 116 August 03, 2018
A person who much rather go and loot and land in a different area than land with his teammate and afterward not help and claim he carries
Dollar is a fake teammate much rather go and let his team die than help out and claims to be a pro player.
by The real23 March 15, 2019
Samantha has a fake depression
by FurryHunter January 16, 2020