toilet

the crapper

whoa, check out that crap in that toilet, it looks like maria!

by .. June 10, 2003

toilet ass

Whenever you have a really long crap that takes half an hour,then you get up and your ass cheeks are strechrd out and theres a big red ring around your ass.

after dinner i went for a crap and got toilet ass.

by Nunya Buisness October 13, 2006

Skibidi toilet

Some retarded shit on the internet that these faggot ass retards won't shut the ever living fuck up about.

Person 1: Skibidi toilet
Person 2: Go fuck yourself you fatherless retard!

by literal asshole September 3, 2023

Hoity-Toity

An (un)deserved impression of superiority from one person to another.
An adjective for a haughty or supercilious place or person.

"Why don't we go to McDonald's?"
"I thought we were going somewhere hoity-toity!"

by Shea M. June 4, 2008

toilet billiards

The rare occurance of one curling out a shit so curly and long that it's tip makes contact with the testicles.

"I swear to God, it was so long and curly I was about to clear up in a game of toilet billiards"

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

John Wayne Toilet Paper

Toilet paper that doesn't effectively remove fecal material from the body after taking a crap.

Unfortunately all they had in the gas station restroom was John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it doesn't take shit off of anybody!

by Lord Bismarck November 15, 2011

toilet

A cool winter breeze.

The toilet feels good on your face after a hard night of drinking.

by Collin Smith June 23, 2004