spaffle

lubing a chick back up by spitting on her pussy

"Damn, this chicks drying up....I'll just fix it with a little spaffle"

by Dippin Dave March 22, 2007

Shuffler

A old man who doesn't walk and instead shuffles.

Who's that creepy shuffler who's been going past our window every two minutes?

by supermac September 21, 2009

shuffleboard

Once upon a time white people played a game called shuffle board at racially segregated country clubs. When most country clubs became desegregated, the white people stopped playing the game because it was too embarrassing for anyone outside their imagined aristocracy to know about.

Hubert: Mildred would you like to play some shuffleboard.
Mildred: That would be swell Hubert.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

shuffle

Newest rendition in the iPod family. Very small form factor with a built in clip to attach on a belt or pocket.

Damn, i can fit over 200 songs on this shuffle.

by ben newton July 16, 2008

Spuffer

A good looking male; male equivalent of female totty, crumpet, eye candy or a bit of alright.
Spuff (colloq)

That guy over there! Wow, what a spuffer.
Yes, he's a real Spuff

by Luanda Pym February 1, 2006

Curly Shuffle

A 1984 novelty song by Jump 'n The Saddle Band as a tribute to comedy legend Curly Howard.

Everybody wants to do the Curly Shuffle tonight.

by StoogeWatcher July 30, 2010

Dusseldorf Shuffleboard

when 2 men both cum on a girls back and the one that cum's the furthest wins. ass to pussy is 1 point, pussy to tits 2 points, tits to mouth 3 points, and mouth to top of head 4 points. any thing else is no points.

"Wayne and i dusseldorf shuffleboarded stacy last night, that motherfucker beat me by like 2 points! after like 4 rounds!"

by lostinconformiti December 6, 2012