Sausage Melon

A Sausage Melon Is A Type Of Salad With An Assortment Of Melons, With Chopped Up Sausages, Usually Ate Out Of A Melon Shell ;DD

I Feel Like A Sausage Melon

by Hannah_Grimes(: May 17, 2011

sausage and meatballs alfredo

dick, balls, and cum shot

Girl: baby, im hungry, what do we have to eat?
Guy: i got some sausage and meatballs alfredo, its delicious and full of protein

by 1p2o3i4u August 25, 2011

Sausage smackdown

When a man has a woman pinned down with his knees on her arms so she can't move them. He proceeds to smack her repeatedly in the face with his penis

Jenny was being a complete bitch so I laid the sausage smackdown when she was laying on the bed

by evandude September 11, 2011

Sausage

Slang for a male penis.

Angelo has a small sausage.

by Karen0309 December 4, 2012

sausage noggin

The head of a penis.

Instead of thinking with his head, he's thinking with his sausage noggin.

by Dee-Rock June 25, 2012

Sausage in the mist

Originating in southern Ireland, it means that something or someone is lost, dead, or gone.

Emmet: No one has seen Brian in a few hours.
Dan: I'd say he's sausage in the mist so.

by bkchickfarmer February 24, 2013

sausage wallet

cunt, pussy, fish mitten, haddock pastie, vagina, front botty, dick holster

"Love, give us a go on your sausage wallet".

by burrencrawler September 10, 2013