Dee-Rock's definitions

Piketown

A small, quiet, town at the top of Blue Mountain, in Dauphin Country, PA. Piketown has a fire company, an elementary school, 2 churches, a few dozen houses and about the same number of trailer homes. The town has remained fairly unchanged for many years since there has not been new development. A good place to go 4-wheeling and have outdoor parties if you have friends there.

I took a drive through Piketown last week, it hasn't changed in years.

by dee-rock August 17, 2011

Beer Mattress

The act of drinking alcohol specifically to be able to sleep in an uncomfortable place. Typically used outdoors, when sleeping in the front seat of a car, or when sleeping on the floor of your friends dorm.

Kieth: Hey Bud, wanna come camping at the rock quary this weekend?

Me: Sure, do I need to bring anything special?

Kieth: Bring an air mattress, the ground is rocky.

Me: I'll be fine, I plan on bringing my Beer Mattress!

by dee-rock May 16, 2010

Lunch Troll

An awkward, irritating co-worker that creeps you out during lunch. The lunch troll typically preys on pretty girls in the company cafeteria or break room. It may try to strike up an unwanted conversation with you, sit at your table uninvited, stare at you for long periods of time, or ask you on a date.

Mariah: I was getting coffee this morning and I turned around and saw lunch troll standing in the corner staring at me... eeew!

Beckie: That's not bad, I was in the cafeteria microwaving food and it came up and asked me what I did last night... *creepy*

Me: I was telling my buddies about this hot girl I just met and lunch troll sat down and started asking strange questions about her... *uncomfortable*

by dee-rock March 18, 2010

six pack challenge

A driving contest in which participants must chug an entire 6-pack of beer, then immediately race their car/truck to a certain location and back. This is often done by drunken hill-billies late at night.. and sometimes recorded on video to share with others.

To turn it up a notch, try the six-pack challenge in rain or snow.

John: Damn, I hit some guy's mailbox while doing the six pack challenge tonight. My Camaro is fucked up!

by dee-rock November 8, 2007

sausage noggin

The head of a penis.

Instead of thinking with his head, he's thinking with his sausage noggin.

by Dee-Rock June 25, 2012

TPK

Town Portal Kill - derived from Diablo 2 gameplay. When a character lures a large group of enemies into a small area then opens up a town portal and safely heads to town. He then tells other player that the portal he just opened is safe & clear. The unknowing player jumps into the portal and get swarmed by enemies then dies.

TPKs are used regularly on Hardcore mode to kill off low level players quickly.

John: "My lv27 Hardcore warrior just got TPK'd by some asshole Hydra Sorc."

Me: "Daam, how'd that happen?"

John: "He said he was giving free Baal kills, so I jumped into the portal, and when the zone loaded up I was dead! He lured the entire fucking zone to the portal"

Me: "HAHA! That'll teach you to play pick-up games!"

by dee-rock August 21, 2008

U.G.D.

"You 'Gonna Die"

Something you say when somebody irritates you or makes you angry. Also commonly used as a retort to an insult, personal joke or prank.

One afternoon, after watching Tom loose all his money on the very first hand of poker...

Me: HA-HA-HA! Fail!

Tom: U.G.D.

by Dee-rock December 4, 2009