shibitz

a formal greeting to one's friend.

yO shibitz, what u doing?

by babes February 21, 2008

Shirt-bomb

The booze based vomit that decorates a drunk city worker's attire when they are found passed out on the last train home.

'I had to sit opposite a passed-out yuppie the other day on the last train home. He dropped a Shirt-bomb and didn't even wake up!

by mrbruceman January 11, 2009

shirtcreasing

A woman wearing only a t-shirt that stops above her waist (in lieu of committing to complete nudity). It occasionally means that there is some aspect of her breast appearance (i.e. size, nipple shape, etc.) that she's embarrassed about, but more often suggests that she's just trashy and has poor taste.

"Honey, did you lose Barbie's pants again? That little doll of yours is always shirtcreasing."

"That shirtcreasing dreadlocks girl grosses me out. I feel like if I even get near her herpes might make an airborne jump."

by oaksteryeah September 3, 2009

Shirthing

Accidentally giving birth while defecating.

My wife avoided taking crap right before labor for fear of shirthing.

by STAJ2000 February 28, 2011

shirtainly

adv. - to do whilst wearing a shirt; involving a shirt or shirts.

- Will you help me pick out an outfit for tomorrow?
-- Shirtainly.

- Hey, we should go to the mall with clothes on for once.
-- That is a wonderful idea. I shirtainly am tired of people always staring at us.

by Chunks of Cat October 12, 2011

Shirt Jingo

Noun: A shirt, worn pants-less, ending at the waist exposing female genetalia (bajingo). i.e. Female version of the "shirt cock".

Stacey: "What the hell am I supposed t wear to a Bottomless Party?"

Stacey's loose friend Sherry: "Duh, a Shirt Jingo!"

by Team Discovery April 8, 2012

Sharity

Generous actions or donations to use, enjoy, or experience jointly or in turns with all people, regardless of situation

Receiving a fully rolled joint from a stranger during Coachella.

Person 1: Thanks for the charity!
Person 2: What? I don't feel bad for you! It's Sharity!

by mggaglia October 24, 2012