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Roberto

he is a fucking sketch case and the biigest horn dog around, all he wants is pussy and you should not give in to his sweet talk
a roberto
by Roberto the man of September 30, 2011
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oral roberts

Performing oral sex on yourself
She is going to give a demonstration of oral roberts at halftime.
by Bstro December 13, 2003
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robert

Everyone always wants to know someone named Bob. Hence a Robert is either a crazy-assed individual with orgasmic sexual skills, but is trying to keep a low cover, or is just some uptight prick.
"Yo, I just fucked Bob last night and it was gre..."
"Hush girl, we're in the office, call him Robert round here."

Or

"Who's that tight arsed, preppy little mamma's boy think he is anyway, some Sir Robert or something?"
by anonymous2121 July 31, 2008
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Roberts Creek

The nicest town on the Sunshine Coast. Full of rich people, builders and hippies. Really expensive property, but nice beaches.
Person 1: Hey wanna go to Sechelt?
Person 2: Fuck that Roberts Creek is way nicer than that dump.
by Eight is equal to D. June 1, 2011
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Robear

1) The act of doing everything in one's power to remain anorexically thin, using such methods as diuretics, excessive smoking, and eating no more than one meal a day.

2) To avoid working and instead marry a woman who earns three times more than you, for the goal of staying home and smoking excessively.

3) To constantly change one's goals, in an effort to confuse others.

4) A shiftless vagrant who constantly thinks up ways to steal your pants and sell them on ebay as pants worn by John Wayne.
1) The homeless Robear looked like he hadn't eaten in weeks.

2) Brenda married that Robear so she can wear the pants in the family.

3) Now he wants to be an electrical engineer? He's such a Robear.

4) It looks like I've been robbed blind by a Robear.
by Crappywarrior March 29, 2004
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Robert

Wow, Robert is an asshole.
by Testacleese December 19, 2016
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Christopher Robertson

A thoughtful boy with a heart of gold. He is easily pressured by life's situations and heavily influenced by the people surrounding him. He has many aspirations and knows how to achieve them. He cherishes those he loves in quirky ways. He is widely loved by close friends and family that can see him for the beautiful person he is.
by FormiddaBle April 10, 2015
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