whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'

The word of legend, only pronounceable by the gods of the human world.

Guy 1: “Hey man, we should invite Jack out to dinner for his birthday.”
Guy 2: “ whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' is Jack?”
Guy 3: “Jack Goff, obviously.”

by GlassMuncher February 6, 2020

You're A Colin

Gaming terminology to describe someone who is oblivious to everything. A player / person whose skills are questionable at best, but is 'good at everything'.

To do a 'Colin', is to neglect your teammates, to steal loot, to empty rounds into walls from pointblank, blame the dog, and bascially offer nothing to the squad.

Anything that is unquestionably a 'Colin', is a 'Colin'. You know a 'Colin' moment when you see one.

For those who are the 'Colin' you buy levels, sit-back, last to die as you've contributed nothing.

In a Colins eyes you were amazing.

Youve just emptied a mythic drumgun into a wall from pointblank. You proclaim to say'hes one tap'. Your team come over and die - he was full health. You're a colin.

by IDontLikeCreative January 13, 2022

They're not much

To express one's distress after being praised and/or inappropriately fondled.

Monkey: (after having his hands sniffed) What going on? They're just monkey fuzzy hands! They're not much!

by Monkey.Boy May 16, 2012

counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees

Assuming you will have something before you actually have it; similar to "counting your chickens before they hatch" (which is commonly attributed to Aesop).

"The Mariners could do better than expected this year."

"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."

"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."

by Rusanova March 7, 2012

You're a cunt

Say this to people only if they are being the highest form of an asshole to people.
Cunt is the top of the ladder of annoying. It goes from dickhead to asshole then to cunt.
You can't get any higher than cunt.

Oi kyle, you're a cunt... Ya got that?

by Maxcrackers November 4, 2020

Hey you, you're finally awake

A phrase stated by Ralof in the beginning of The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim. That became a meme through many internet cultures. It's often used between cuts or before a painful outcome.

Ralof: Hey you, you're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border? Walked right into that imperial ambush,like us and that thief over there.

Lokir: Damn you storm cloaks. Skyrim was fine before you came along. The empire was nice and lazy. If they haven't been looking for you I could've stole that horse and been half way to Hammerfell.

by Flare! April 21, 2020

you're

"You're" is the strongest argument winner. If you correct your opponents your to you're, you have automatically won the argument (unspoken law for human conversation).

Some argue that the "they're" correction is stronger, however, anyone who believes this is disillusioned and an uncivilized swine.

Idiot - Your so stupid.
Smart Fellow - Excuse me, I believe the correct grammar for that statement is "You're so stupid."

by JLoh_Loh October 31, 2017