Proper Wank

Adelaide Strikers batting lineup

A slang word for Adelaide Strikers, “oh thats proper wank”
Definition 1. Jake Weatherald, Alex Carey, Phil Salt, Travis Head, Rashid Khan, Matt Short

by NAUGHTY NONCE February 1, 2020

King Propane

King Propane is an event held every 2 months between a group of friends. The event consists of making fire-balls using various shapes and sizes of propane cylinders.

Phill: Hey, Squirrel, are you going to the King Propane in August?

Squirrel: Yup! And i've got plenty of propane cylinders to get the party started!

by Corvid_crow April 3, 2005

Penis-Propping

Propping up the flaccid penis of an unconcious male, using such objects as popsicle sticks and medical tape, so as to have sex with said unconcious male

Jonny B. was penis-propped in his sleep, but woke up horrified in the middle of the act.

by William McMilliam July 23, 2005

a proper rogering

Business class version of "to get fucked". Best said in a British accent.

A client pulled my aside to tell me how old her husband is and then winked at me. What she needs is a proper rogering and I'm gonna give it to her.

by SteelCityMafia November 24, 2017

Maltese Proposal

When you have tried every other strategy to get that filthy blozzer you've been crying out for so your only last option is to get down on one knee and give your life away.

"She hasn't touched my slug for months, think I might have to use the Maltese Proposal this weekend."

"Used the Maltese Proposal this weekend. It was a carnival of saliva."

by Jimmy Burtgoals November 4, 2018

Western propaganda

Widespread lies meant to hinder quality of life for specific individuals. Typically derived from a group, but is known to be found from individuals alike.

The western propaganda made the girl loose her bestfriends for no reason.

by Frankie cheated on you December 2, 2020

Preying on the prophet

'Real Housewives' slang for gettin' some of dat holy penis

Real Housewives of Atlanta's Drew Sidora pulled out receipts on LaToya Ali, who apparently got quite close to Prophet Lott... in the Biblical sense. Drew accused her of "Preying on the prophet" and ruining the christening of her young daughter.

by Uncle Joosie April 13, 2021