Potato tank

Good cult

This is good cult potato tank

Potato tank by Dr disease January 22, 2020

potato language

WHY THE HECK ARE U SEARCHING THIS UP STOOPID- anyway. Potato language can also be identified as potatian and is mostly the opposite of English even though it are written in the same texts, accents and grammar but it is ONLY used for the word of bOOtiful potatoz

BY THE non-binary pOtAtO

for example, to say your pretty in potato language you would simply say your OOgly

potato language by non-binary pOtAtO :> July 6, 2020

potato-phobia 

A term wich means fear of potatoes, which is most likely caused by the Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun manga, which is a very triggering comedy angst manga. The phobia is recognized to have started at the 18th of January 2021. People with this phobia will start stabbing any potatoes at sight, cry, and may possibly start manifesting the word ‘curry’ . These people might also have clinical depression.

“It seems as if that person is infected by potato-phobia.”

“Ah really? Must be having a hard time.”

potato-phobia by Mitsumom January 19, 2021

Potato Regime 

Coined by Salty Cracker to refer to Joe bidens so called "presidency" we all know Kamala is the real one pulling strings.

Joe Biden Rejected a Pipeline, what a potato regime.

Potato Regime by SomeRetard101 January 25, 2021

Potato Smuggler 

The act of smuggling potatoes in ones anus. The benefits of which are two fold:
1) To Keep potatoes stored in a dark place to prevent the premature decay and early rotting.
2) Anal stimulation and stretching of ass canal to enable easier input of a chutney ferret.

"Hey Manos, how do you cope with the pain of bum sex?"
"Oh I'm a part time potato smuggler"
"Oh I forgot, sweet."

Potato Smuggler by RichardT January 31, 2008

Potato Heading 

The act of transporting drugs, weapons, and/or any illegal item in your ass, someone else's ass, or Mr. Potato Head's ass

Watch out man, the cops are sniffin' everyones assholes for anyone who is potato heading

Potato Heading by .Avocado July 20, 2010

Potato Dick

A dick that is literally shaped like a potato.

Most penises, of average girth and length, and traditional phallic shape, resemble a hot dog with a mushroom tip. A potato dick, on the other hand, is excessively girthy. Typically with a burst of girth in the middle, and the glans of the penis is smaller than the shaft resulting in it being generally indistinguishable from the rest of the penis. Potato dicks also tend to have a downward curve, but it is not a requirement.

*Watching porn with friend, no homo*
Will: Holy shit, that dude has a huge pecker!
Bill: Ya...but it's a potato dick, bro. It's like trying to jam a campbells soup can into a donut hole.

Potato Dick by chronowarp January 10, 2014