Friend 1: ay can i get some of that guacamole nigga penis
Friend 2: hell yeah man *unzips pants to reveal a huge throbbing black penis covered in guacamole*
Friend 2: hell yeah man *unzips pants to reveal a huge throbbing black penis covered in guacamole*
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The way by which a man measures his level of fitness. If his body mass becomes too large he will not be able to see his penis in which case he is overweight; however, if he is able to look down and see his penis, everything is good.
Situation 1:
Wife: "You are putting on too much weight."
Husband:(Looks down and sees Penis) "Nope I'm good, my penis to mass ratio is normal."
Situation 2:
Doctor: You need to lose some weight if you want to stay healthy"
Patient: "I thought so to, but I got a boner this morning and my penis to mass ratio seems fine."
Doctor: "What?"
Wife: "You are putting on too much weight."
Husband:(Looks down and sees Penis) "Nope I'm good, my penis to mass ratio is normal."
Situation 2:
Doctor: You need to lose some weight if you want to stay healthy"
Patient: "I thought so to, but I got a boner this morning and my penis to mass ratio seems fine."
Doctor: "What?"
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When she dies of AIDS.
I'll laugh my ass off.
Then I’ll get drunk to celebrate.
and dance on her mother fucking grave.
Also, I know what happened to her dog.
It killed it's self..
Paris, you dipshit, you dressed it up in little outfits.
News flash: It was male.
What the fucking Hell.
She's encouraging cross-dressing in certain animal species.
Great.
Also, she obviously abuses animals.
Now,Paris, be a good girl and go give your daddy a blowjob.
Yes,Paris, we know how you get all that money.
Fuckin’ spoiled whore.
Seriously.
When she dies of AIDS.
I'll laugh my ass off.
Then I’ll get drunk to celebrate.
and dance on her mother fucking grave.
Also, I know what happened to her dog.
It killed it's self..
Paris, you dipshit, you dressed it up in little outfits.
News flash: It was male.
What the fucking Hell.
She's encouraging cross-dressing in certain animal species.
Great.
Also, she obviously abuses animals.
Now,Paris, be a good girl and go give your daddy a blowjob.
Yes,Paris, we know how you get all that money.
Fuckin’ spoiled whore.
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