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One of those people who should just be removed from the gene pool.
Seriously.
When she dies of AIDS.
I'll laugh my ass off.
Then I’ll get drunk to celebrate.
and dance on her mother fucking grave.
Also, I know what happened to her dog.
It killed it's self..
Paris, you dipshit, you dressed it up in little outfits.
News flash: It was male.
What the fucking Hell.
She's encouraging cross-dressing in certain animal species.
Great.
Also, she obviously abuses animals.
Now,Paris, be a good girl and go give your daddy a blowjob.
Yes,Paris, we know how you get all that money.
Fuckin’ spoiled whore.
omgomgomgomgomg.
I'm Paris Hilton.
Wanna hand job?
by H1tl3r August 9, 2007
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1)A bunch of fucked up, super religious dumb shits who believe in fucking their cousins and having multiple wives.
2) The guys who mow my lawn for free.
3) People who will force a bible down your throat if you don't listen to them when they come to your door every frickin' day. x.x

Guy 1: Dude. I banged my cousin last night
Guy 2: MORMON!!11111223211////!

by H1tl3r August 9, 2007
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1.Someone who acts cold hearted and tough, but underneath they're really just sad and they want to hide it.
2. Someone cold hearted but smiles when they see kittens or anything cute really.

Guy: Ash has tear stains on her face.
Girl: I know. She's a soft skeleton.

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Girl: Awwwwwh! Lookit the kitten!
Girl 2: Psht. Soft skeleton *laughs*
by H1tl3r August 24, 2007
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Some little four year old, whiney spanish bitch who gets fucked over on acid on her show that appears on television daily. This program insults even those of the lowest form of intelligence.(Example: FOX producers who cancel every good show on the air -.-.) Who the fuck creates a character that's a fucking monkey that wears boots? And guess what, it's name is Boots. Creative,eh? They should've given it a thong and named it Sir Fancy. You know that's what Dora wants. Kinky time with a monkey. Fuckin' show. And you 'interact' with it.What the fuck does that mean? You don't. There's a little blue arrow that points at things. Oh,right. This is creating intelligent children for the future. No wonder humanity is doomed. Oh, and what about that gay-ass fox thing who steals shit. The only way to stop it is for Dora to say 'Swiper,no swiping' or some shit. And then the little wannabe badass fox thing touches himself and runs into the woods. Come on. That's pathetic. These toddlers and going to grow up into adults and when some drunk guy tries to steal something off one, they're gong to yell 'Swiper, no swiping.' You know how fucked up that is? I'd rather go swallow razors and then drink salty lemonade then have to see a fucked over four year old sing to inanimate fucking objects again.
Some Dipshit: I dressed up as Dora the Explorer for hallowe'en, and got nailpolish remover forced down my throat.
Someone in their right mind: AHAHA You dumb fuck.
by H1tl3r August 9, 2007
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