dumb-head

word to call someone when you can't think of anything else to call them.

*teens in deep discussion about the chicken/tuna thing*
teen 1: okay, seriously, is it chicken or tuna?!
teen 2: omg! you're such a...dumb-head!

by love-bruises March 08, 2007

bum

to borrow something from someone;

a homeless person;

the butt

chick 1: "hey can i bum a smoke off you?"
/
dude 1: "hey look at that bum! he's all like, poor, an' shit."
chick 1: "not .cool."
/
chick 1: "man, i ate shit yesterday on my board and broke my bum."

by love-bruises March 08, 2007

jackass

a mtv and mtv2 tellie show about a crew made up of:
johnny knoxville, bam margera, ryan dunn, steve-o, chris pontius, and a couple other dudes.

swooning teen chick 1: "omg, ryan is so fucken hot!"
swooning teen chick 2: "no! bam is!"
swooning teen chick 3: "uhh your both wrong; steve-o is!"
swooning teen chick 4: "johnny is the hottest of the jackass crew!"
*swooning teen chicks begin to argue about who's the hottest*
teen chick 5: *quietly* "hell, i'd do 'em all."

by love-bruises March 09, 2007

ciggy

word short for cigarette.

chick 1: "can i bum a ciggy?"
chick 2: "yehh."

by love-bruises March 12, 2007

sex on legs

Ville Valo;

used to describe somthing VERY hot.

*in bar in helsinki*
chick 1: holy freaking god that's VILLE VALO!!!
chick 2: OMG he's sex on legs!

by love-bruises March 08, 2007

pickle fucker

the worst possible initiation ritual in high school that seniors did to one freshman dude in particular, consisting of getting his pants ripped down, having a pickle shoved in his ass, and having to walk ten feet. it fell out, and he had to take a bite and try the ten feet again. he finished the task after taking four bites.
(this was from clerks 2.)

jay: hey, thanks piclke fucker. *'pickle fucker' gave them his mooby's food, in doubt he wouldn't like it*
graves: how do you know we call him pickle fucker?
jay: you call him pickle fucker?
(paraphrasing from clerks 2.)

by love-bruises March 08, 2007

dumbfuck

what a girl dumbass and a boy dumbass did. it is their lovechild;

someone stupider than a dumbass;

if you still don't know you dumbfuck, it's an insult.

*a few dudes watching their dumbfuck friend about to go down a steep hill in a tire*
dude 1: this isn't a good idea...
dude 2: yesh it ish.

by love-bruises March 09, 2007