love-bruises's definitions

ryan dunn

Bam Margera's close friend, appears/is on the shows "Viva La Bam", "Jackass" (part of the crew), and "Bam's Unholy Union", and has flipped 8 cars (one with Raab Himself and Bam Margera).

girl 1: "OMG, he looks just like Ryan Dunn!"
girl 2: "Holy crap! He does!"
girl 1: "OMG, it is!!"

by love-bruises March 8, 2007

robin

retard;
to be used instead of retard when around parents/elders.

girl 1: "gosh girl 2, your such a retard!"
girl 1's mom: "girl 1, don't say that! it's rude!"

instead...

girl 1: "gosh girl 2, your such a robin!"
girl 1's mom: "your girls and your inside jokes..."

by love-bruises March 8, 2007

paris hilton

skinny, richer than fuck, fake-baked, bleach haired, easy, lying, bitch. rocks, diapers, and even doorknobs are smarter that this "famous" whore. also calls everything (and i mean everything) "hot";

can be used as a verb to describe her paris hilton-ites, or anything paris would do/say/buy/etc.

teen chick 1: OMG, jenny look at her hair! she's so paris hilton.
teen chick 2: yeah but it's hot.

by love-bruises March 8, 2007

bum

to borrow something from someone;

a homeless person;

the butt

chick 1: "hey can i bum a smoke off you?"
/
dude 1: "hey look at that bum! he's all like, poor, an' shit."
chick 1: "not .cool."
/
chick 1: "man, i ate shit yesterday on my board and broke my bum."

by love-bruises March 8, 2007

pickle fucker

the worst possible initiation ritual in high school that seniors did to one freshman dude in particular, consisting of getting his pants ripped down, having a pickle shoved in his ass, and having to walk ten feet. it fell out, and he had to take a bite and try the ten feet again. he finished the task after taking four bites.
(this was from clerks 2.)

jay: hey, thanks piclke fucker. *'pickle fucker' gave them his mooby's food, in doubt he wouldn't like it*
graves: how do you know we call him pickle fucker?
jay: you call him pickle fucker?
(paraphrasing from clerks 2.)

by love-bruises March 8, 2007

sex on legs

Ville Valo;

used to describe somthing VERY hot.

*in bar in helsinki*
chick 1: holy freaking god that's VILLE VALO!!!
chick 2: OMG he's sex on legs!

by love-bruises March 8, 2007

dumb-head

word to call someone when you can't think of anything else to call them.

*teens in deep discussion about the chicken/tuna thing*
teen 1: okay, seriously, is it chicken or tuna?!
teen 2: omg! you're such a...dumb-head!

by love-bruises March 8, 2007