11 definitions by love-bruises
skinny, richer than fuck, fake-baked, bleach haired, easy, lying, bitch. rocks, diapers, and even doorknobs are smarter that this "famous" whore. also calls everything (and i mean everything) "hot";
can be used as a verb to describe her paris hilton-ites, or anything paris would do/say/buy/etc.
can be used as a verb to describe her paris hilton-ites, or anything paris would do/say/buy/etc.
by love-bruises March 7, 2007
by love-bruises March 7, 2007
a mtv and mtv2 tellie show about a crew made up of:
johnny knoxville, bam margera, ryan dunn, steve-o, chris pontius, and a couple other dudes.
johnny knoxville, bam margera, ryan dunn, steve-o, chris pontius, and a couple other dudes.
swooning teen chick 1: "omg, ryan is so fucken hot!"
swooning teen chick 2: "no! bam is!"
swooning teen chick 3: "uhh your both wrong; steve-o is!"
swooning teen chick 4: "johnny is the hottest of the jackass crew!"
*swooning teen chicks begin to argue about who's the hottest*
teen chick 5: *quietly* "hell, i'd do 'em all."
swooning teen chick 2: "no! bam is!"
swooning teen chick 3: "uhh your both wrong; steve-o is!"
swooning teen chick 4: "johnny is the hottest of the jackass crew!"
*swooning teen chicks begin to argue about who's the hottest*
teen chick 5: *quietly* "hell, i'd do 'em all."
by love-bruises March 7, 2007
girl 1: "gosh girl 2, your such a retard!"
girl 1's mom: "girl 1, don't say that! it's rude!"
instead...
girl 1: "gosh girl 2, your such a robin!"
girl 1's mom: "your girls and your inside jokes..."
girl 1's mom: "girl 1, don't say that! it's rude!"
instead...
girl 1: "gosh girl 2, your such a robin!"
girl 1's mom: "your girls and your inside jokes..."
by love-bruises March 6, 2007
by love-bruises March 10, 2007
the worst possible initiation ritual in high school that seniors did to one freshman dude in particular, consisting of getting his pants ripped down, having a pickle shoved in his ass, and having to walk ten feet. it fell out, and he had to take a bite and try the ten feet again. he finished the task after taking four bites.
(this was from clerks 2.)
(this was from clerks 2.)
jay: hey, thanks piclke fucker. *'pickle fucker' gave them his mooby's food, in doubt he wouldn't like it*
graves: how do you know we call him pickle fucker?
jay: you call him pickle fucker?
(paraphrasing from clerks 2.)
graves: how do you know we call him pickle fucker?
jay: you call him pickle fucker?
(paraphrasing from clerks 2.)
by love-bruises March 7, 2007
*teens in deep discussion about the chicken/tuna thing*
teen 1: okay, seriously, is it chicken or tuna?!
teen 2: omg! you're such a...dumb-head!
teen 1: okay, seriously, is it chicken or tuna?!
teen 2: omg! you're such a...dumb-head!
by love-bruises March 7, 2007