Parachute

When a man farts into a woman's vagina

She was sleeping and I parachuted her.

She loves the parachute.

by Dawn Dropkick, Murphystattooin December 24, 2012

Bulls On Parade

A group of fat chicks dressed up, but still messy, to go out and hunt for men.

Dude, check out those bulls on parade. i don't care how drunk it am, don't let me go home with one of them.

by BeachTiffany July 13, 2012

rootin tootin shootin parachutin

The art of sexual intercourse while sky diving and tooting on her tits. All the while shooting your cum in her face.

I wanna rootin tootin shootin parachutin Kim so bad

by Fergus Forsyth! April 20, 2014

Parabola Tootie

When a girl's legs are incapable of closing properly. Her knees may touch but her thighs do not, leaving a massive parabola shaped gap under her vagoo. Usually accompanied by expansive hips and little-to-no ass.

- Check out that girl, she's like totally bowlegged or something.

- No man, she's got a parabola tootie!

- What a whore …

by Ass-hed January 23, 2009

parachute in

When a guy is about to have sex with a girl and instead of going in dry, he uses a condom.

Hey David, Im about to parachute in on Lindsey tonight at prom.

by GrimReaper420 April 20, 2010

paracute

a fart that bubbles out of your ass and makes you feel like you will shit yourself if you follow through with it, of course you follow through with it anyway and then yes you shit yourself but who cares curiosity killed the cat and it mearly fills your pants with shit so who cares your not dead after all!!!!

dude i am so going to blast this paracute out my ass for the good of all mankind!!!

by boxcarbenjamin July 27, 2006

para

is when you have had so much to drink that you feel paraletic

fuck rachel was so para last night, she was off her face

by FOB AT HEART September 22, 2009