Having great knowledge and a strong affinity for all things relating to the gods that are Led Zeppelin.
- Dude, did you hear about that time with Zeppelin and the roadie and the fish?
- What?! Your Zepptitude is through the roof!
- What?! Your Zepptitude is through the roof!
by Ass-hed January 24, 2009
When a girl's legs are incapable of closing properly. Her knees may touch but her thighs do not, leaving a massive parabola shaped gap under her vagoo. Usually accompanied by expansive hips and little-to-no ass.
- Check out that girl, she's like totally bowlegged or something.
- No man, she's got a parabola tootie!
- What a whore …
- No man, she's got a parabola tootie!
- What a whore …
by Ass-hed January 24, 2009