I DID YOUR MOM

A more gratuitous derivative of the simple Your Mom, in which someone describes having sexual relations with another's mother in an attempt to offend or shock them. While it almost always used either sarcastically or as a form of trolling, it can also be found being used by typical players in online gaming matches who have decided that actual insults simply did not display their rage thoroughly enough.

Never, ever used with any sort of context.

Player #1: No! What are you doing!?! You're letting them take the fla-

Player #2: I DID YOUR MOM.

by LitterallyHitler March 17, 2013

Your mom gay lol

This is the greatest comeback of all time. Nothing can out do this you will always fucking win an argument just by yelling out YOUR MOM GAY LOL

Bully: Give me your money you fucking wanker
Me: Your mom gay lol
Bully: commits deathpacito

by Yea Wot Mate September 10, 2019

I Am your mom

Opposite of "I am your dad"

I am your mom. That's why.

by April Ann February 2, 2004

I Am your mom

When one is your mom.

"Son, I am your mom."

by RandomThai555 November 11, 2002

your mom in a two piece

an insult that can be used at any time refferring to your mother in a two piece bathing suit. similar to "YOUR MOM."

one kid: Man, i heard you were a little bitch.
The other kid: Your mom in a two piece.

by evan c November 11, 2007

Your Mom Goes To Collage

An insult regarding the artistic ability of a person's female parent, especially in regards to the cutting-up and re-gluing of pictures from magazines.

Found especially among students of Graphic or Interior Design, as no one else cares (or knows) about the artistic abilities of their mother.

This insult is perhaps a parody of misspelling/mispronunciation of Kip Dynamite's crushing yet witty line your mom goes to college.

Graphic Design Student: You wouldn't know an "Interior" if it were labled--in chartreuse!
Interior Design Student: Oh, yeah? You call *that* "graphic design"? I made better collages than that when I was three!
Graphic Design Student: Your mom goes to collage.
Interior Design Student: *runs away crying*

by Lady Chevalier July 18, 2005

Would your mom like it?

The definition of punk rock. Whenever something is called into question as to whether it is indeed "punk rock," simply ask the question, "Would your mom like it?" If the answer is NO, then the subject is indeed PUNK ROCK.

Punk 1: That guy just took a shit on the stage!! Is that punk rock?

Punk 2: Would your mom like it?

Punk 1: No...

Punk 2: Then yes.

by SoFat July 15, 2010