Oakford Lake

A lake that resides in the center of New Egypt, the geographical center of New Jersey. It gives the look of utter repose and is more lifeless than the dead sea. Occasionally someone will catch a fish in the lake, but it does not happen often, and how the fish even survived in the water is a mystery all in itself.

The reason for this is the simple fact that the lake is radioactive. The support to this claim lies in the existence of the two-headed frog, or the three feet on the two legged goose. This does not come as a shock, considering that the majority of the town was built on toxic waste dump sites, and hopefully we all know where the drainage goes to; through streets, into streams, eventually into lakes, and then on. The New Egypt well system and water supply will not be further commented on.

The name is derived from a deal made a long time ago that no one really cares about. Basically, New Egypt was New Egypt, someone wanted it changed to Oakford, and in exchange they would pave our roads or something. The guy did not hold the deal through for some reason or another, but our lake stayed Oakford lake and our town went back to New Egypt. Regardless of this, it is also commonly called "New Egypt Lake".

It is a popular rendezvous site for Middle and High School students to do nothing of importance, and for pot deals to be conducted as well.

The lake was acid green and was giving off a glow that was visible in the fog and steam that rose above its surface. A sign hung from the iron bridge that rose in an arc above the pathetic dam, reading "Welcome To Oakford Lake". The edges were eaten away by the acidic steam that rose from the dangerous fluid that filled the lake.

by .x.Anonymous-Anonymous.x. July 5, 2008

lakers

consist of men like shaq, who causes serious concern over the state of the human race/gene pool. join the "shaq should not reproduce" organization!

by yepthatsme June 28, 2003

Salt Lake City

a city with lots of Mormons and gangsters and it seems like whoever I meet from here is on drugs.

word son, representin salt lake city to the fullest!

by BiO... March 16, 2009

Crystal Lake

A town northwest of Chicago, close to many other towns, such as Poplar Grove Many of the town's inhabitants refer to each other as "pro" or "boss". They also are home to some self-centered and narcissistic people. The town's inhabitant's also like a short variety of music. For example, they worship LMFAO and Lil Wayne, but not much else. The town is also dangerously conservative, homophobic, and pro-life, meaning people with common sense are often excluded from daily activities, which include starting shit at the local roll-a-rink, and conforming to popular culture.

Hey man, you wanna go to Crystal Lake? Naw, man, I'm a liberal, they'll eat me alive.

(Typical conversation between Crystal Lakians) Dude, you're such a pro! Yeah, I work it like a boss. *Turns to gay kid* HOMO!

by MillerYo September 6, 2012

Lake Flaccid

Another name for Sarah Palin's vagina. This pseudonym originated because of her cooter's size (big as a lake) and the effect it has on any penis (makes 'em flaccid).

Todd wanted to go spear fishing in Lake Flaccid north of the Artic Circle, but he just couldn't get his tool to break through the ice.

by Pod Tailin' February 8, 2010

lakers

Anyone who has lived or grown up in Medford Lakes, NJ, borough of Medford,NJ. You usually find lakers at the Riv, Sandstand, or 7-11.

OMG you are such a Laker!
Didja see those lakers canoeing to school?

by medfordgurl April 12, 2008

mistake by the lake

the rightfully given nickname to the city of cleveland ohio because the city truly is one of the biggest mistakes in the world. not only has cleveland managed to set a river on fire but they also havent won a sports championship since 1948

im looking on the map for cleveland but its nowhere to be found.

thats because they changed the name to mistake by the lake

by john workowitz November 7, 2007