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halo pro

One who spends all of his/her time playing halo until they reek like old fecal cheese. They get sponsored by their mother to take a shower and possibly open a window.

Their xbox live gamertag remains cliche and irrelevant, although they become convinced that xXXsNiPER420Xxx is a household name. They are unaware that symbols around their names, such as x's and 0's, are indicative of the thick acne on their faces.

They often employ spreadsheeting tactics by playing the same map hundreds of times each day until all scenarios are worked out. When confronted with a new scenario or situation, they flounder, then rage, killing their teammates to take the power weapons for themselves.

Halo pros frequently drop when the game begins under any circumstance that is not advantageous.
Look at all the acne in that halo pro's name!

I know. We can count on him to drop. I hope he's not on our team.
by Angry Liberals June 19, 2011
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hallosexual

Where a person only feels sexual attraction towards someone when they are in a costume and/or halloween environment.
Brad says his inner hallosexual comes out during the month of October.
by flusterberry7 October 2, 2016
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Southern Halo

Anus. Specifically the rectum of a black magick occult practitioner, a dark coven participant or member of a hardcore metal band.
Q: Why did you name your doom metal band "Southern Halo"?
A: I was inspired by the ultra-low frequency sine waves that emanated from my anus during ritual sacrifices.
by JAbstract October 22, 2011
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halo 3

1)One of the worst most overhyped games in history. Halo was good, halo 2 was alright, halo 3 took it too far.
People at my school pretty much orgy over halo 3, whereas gamers who aren't 13 year old kids and have played OTHER games, generally ignore halo 3.
2)The sexual fantasy of many nerdy 13 year old teenagers.
3)One way Bungie and Microsoft use to get rich from spoilt bratty teenager's pocket money.
Kid 1: OMFG DUDE U GOT HALO 3?
Kid 2: NO BUT I GETTIN 360 2MOZ + HALO 3 OLLOLOLOL
Kid 3: Hey everyone.
Kid 1: HEY DUDE U GOT HALO 3?
Kid 3: Nope, why?
Kid 1: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE AINT GOT HALO 3 ROFLOFLOFL HAHHAHAA NOOB FU
Kid 2: lulz noob m8, come back wen u got halo 3 m8, fu m8
Kid 3: ....bye then?
by Aeroastro November 25, 2007
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Halo 666

1)The version of Halo that will come out once the world is ruled by satan, McDonals, and Wal-Mart. (believed to be the same)

2)a halo game that no matter how hard you try you can never beat the first level!
In Halo 666, no matter how hard i try, i loose at the same part in the first level everytime!!!
by tlat6969 August 13, 2009
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halo 2

Half life 2 is a better game becuase its not fake.
by John from valve March 19, 2005
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Halo 2

Halo 2's features are clearly advertised, duel wielding! X-box live!, destructable vehicles! But once you get the game you pretty much know what it has(not the storyline, the features).

What you first play Half Life 2 you are surprised at every turn. Its the enviroment, its the feeling that wow, this level looks like that place I drove past on our trip to LA. OMG i can use the gravity to pick up scanners and use em as buzzsaws, OMG the pulse rifle secondary fire vaporized that guy, OMG i just dropped that car on those zombies, killing them instantly, OMG i can roll nades into gun turret holes, OMG my crossbow bolt pinned the guy to the wall upside down by his leg, or OMG this blue gravity gun can pick up enemies and throw them at other enemies. I know I've played ravenholm about 3-4 times just cause its awesome killing zombies with the Gravity gun.

And look how far Half Life has come, people are still making mods for a 6 year old game. Imagine what they can do with the source engine!? Half Life 2 will last much longer than Halo2 and I bet Microsoft is trying to make Halo 3 as fast as possible so people don't lose intrest in the Halo series. Whereas Valve will take it's time because Half Life 2 isn't gonna lose intrest anytime soon.
you know it's true, Half Life 2 greatness is too difficult to describe
by Mike February 16, 2005
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