GREEN GUMBALLS

The term used to describe when one witnesses another person knowingly bullshitting and lying their ass off. This person usually has no life of their own, and must make up stories so others will listen.

Man, Gillis was spewing green gumballs all over the parts counter this morning. He said "Hey guys I got the cashiers phone number last night, i think i am finally gonna get my dick wet. " Then the green gumball morter went off ... " I was riding my kx500 down I-4 with a tittie dancer on the back high on cocaine headed back to my moms house for dinner and was dragging knee so bad i had to get stitches. "

GREEN GUMBALLS by jessie34 May 27, 2007

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green shoots

Presumably borrowed from botantical terminology, this term is being used to highlight bright spots in a failing economy... analogous to new growth among a wasteland of dead plants and weeds.

(1) One green shoot from the high unemployment numbers is that those who still have jobs are finding less traffic congestion during their commutes.

(2) "To get out of high rate mortgages. we are seeing progress in -- in the money market mutual funds, and in the business lending area. And I think as those green shoots begin to appear in different markets -- and as some confidence begins to come back -- that will begin the positive dynamic that brings our economy back." --Ben Bernanke (60 Minutes interview, March 2009)

green shoots by cwhaley May 4, 2009