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ur grandma a splat

the absolute WORST insult even god can think of. Worse than all the “ur” insults on urban dictionary combined. When u say it, a planet explodes along with the human race.
Man 1:lol ur mom gay
Man 2:no u
Man 1: ur sisters a mister
Man 2:well ur grandma a splat
*MAN 1 REDUCES TO ASHES ALONG WITH THE HUMAN RACE AND URANUS*
by MEAGPERSON June 2, 2018
mugGet the ur grandma a splatmug.

Yummy Grandma's

MREMEMEMEMEmMEMEMEM
"Yummy grandma's QUote me litterally"
by CaramelEmber!! April 12, 2022
mugGet the Yummy Grandma'smug.

Grandma

Yo I just had a sleepover with my grandma! It was awesome!
by Agent frankie March 29, 2021
mugGet the Grandmamug.

emme's grandma

smoked for 40 years, the majority of her life. later, after quitting, she sadly passed away due to lung cancer.
you should quit smoking sooner than emme's grandma did.
by meepmeep420 May 11, 2019
mugGet the emme's grandmamug.

Grandma

Keep calm, even tho your almost a grandma.
by your mom’s a ho October 8, 2022
mugGet the Grandmamug.

Grandma

The poopests of poops
I have I had grandma in diaper
by Colman 54 January 26, 2020
mugGet the Grandmamug.

grandma is the baby

A widely respected, ancient proverb from Joseline Hernandez, who once said, ""if you a mama.. and you ain’t got ya baby, and your mama got ya baby, then you not the mama, yo grandma is the baby."
Riddler: "A boy and a doctor were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?"
Hero: "The grandma is the baby".
by grandmaisthebaby December 16, 2023
mugGet the grandma is the babymug.

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