nigger fuck

There is only one possibility when you place one or more negroes together in a room with one or more banana mama's!

You'll end up with some black tissue!

In case if the black tissue is alive, it's called 'a nigger fuck' or 'niglet'!

Or, also possible is when a bunch of nigger fucks come out, then you'll have to call em in plural, 'nigger fuckS' or nigletS;

When placing male and female niggers together, you can expect an increase of 300% of that population in nigger fucks in the first year!

After 9 months the room will be too small, and nigger fucks will start screaming, running, and stealing around like crazy!

A pig breeds a pig,
Niggers produce fucks!

by Fukaface! December 7, 2011

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

First used (?) in "Heathers" http://imdb.com/title/tt0097493/ , probably more close to meaning "well, I'll be damned" or "Well, kiss my ass".

Heather Chandler: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?

by OldFart77 December 9, 2008

Fuck all

Absolutely nothing at all, the most extreme degree of nothing.

Sol: No, it's a moissanite.
Bad Boy Lincoln: A what-a-nite?
Sol: A moissanite is an artificial diamond, Lincoln. It's Mickey Mouse, man. Spurious. Not genuine. And it's worth... Fuck all.

(From the movie "Snatch")

by Rajiv Kumar Singh Oi July 29, 2008

harden the fuck up

1) Phrase whose meaning could be paraphrased as: "stop being a fucking pussy and act like you have a fucking pair of balls" (or something to that effect). Often used in sports.

2) A black wristband made in Australia.

1) Jim was whining because his pinky hurt and he was cold, so Bob told him to harden the fuck up.

2) Team CSC all wore black "harden the fuck up" wristbands during the 2007 Tour de France.

by craig78436 November 7, 2007

ground fuck

When a girl grinds her pussy on a guy's dick before he sticks it in and fucks her.

Chad was in the middle of a Ground Fuck with Kiersten until her dad walked in and started shootin his gun!

by SlopNChop December 4, 2016

facebook fuck

When you go to people's facebook sites, click on the view more photos option, and jack it to the photos you see there.

Man, that girl may have rejected me at the party last night, but I facebook fucked her when I got home!!

by Slamjanders May 27, 2006

I haven't a fuck to give.

When you are all out of fucks to give about anything at all. Or when someone states the obvious right in your face so hard that a fuck would be wasted on them.

"Easter was last week..."
"I haven't a fuck to give."

by 87 vaginas January 15, 2009