cock fudge

fudge liek substance that gathers under un cleaned foreskin

cock fu

by jono September 7, 2003

fudge me with a rake

a phrase of distress when you get hurt or frustrated.

*stubs toe* "owwww, fudge me with a rake"

by asouthworth February 16, 2017

Muddy Fudge Slide

When you are doing a bird in the arse and your cock slips out and glides through her vagina lips leaving a shitty skid.

I was doing Mrs Oakley up the arse and I left her with a Muddy Fudge Slide.

by Mr Oakley December 8, 2017

unpack some fudge

excrete, defecate

Guest: "Excuse me, I just have to go upstairs and unpack some fudge. See you all in twenty minutes or so!"

Host: "Ok, jolly good, see you later.."

by Spanish Prisoner August 23, 2011

Double Fudge Bomb

When two people are squatting back to back, optionally locking arms, both taking a dump on someones face.

Some dumb idiot fell asleep at Jeff's party last night, so I dragged him out on the front lawn and gave him a double fudge bomb!

by m_steph55 September 25, 2010

Fudged His Huggies

When a baby poops in their diaper...more specifically, in their Huggies.

"I'll have to call you back Sandra, something smells terrible and I'm pretty sure the baby just fudged his huggies."

by k-mil April 29, 2008

Sofa fudge packer

To anally plunder another. Usually referring to the gay male that is the pitcher in the relationship.

Wow! My new boyfriend John is quite the Sofa Fudge Packer!

by Stingray7391 September 25, 2009