The food baby gained from bored and unchecked impulsive eating that ensues while staying up all night studying for finals. You never have time to notice this slow but sure weight gain until after exams are over, at which point you are too drunk to care anyway.
*Shoves face with cocoa puffs and orange chicken* god please let there be a curve, this finals pooch has to be worth something.
by catlady8 December 9, 2012
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“The teacher gave us a 100 question final, I’m getting finals depression”
“Did you hear about the final?”
“Dude stop you’re giving me finals depression.”
“Did you hear about the final?”
“Dude stop you’re giving me finals depression.”
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Greg said to his wife “Hey honey, I heard Paul and Linda tried that Brown finale move last night”
“Oh really that’s interesting”
“Oh really that’s interesting”
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Guy- It's the 4th of July, do I want to think about the beach or basketball right now? I've been thinking about basketball all spring already, and it doesn't really matter, people put too much importance on it as it is. I'm trying not to become one of these uber competitive carboard cutouts or cartoons like the others by thinking about human shit like vacation instead of summertime NBA Finals.
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