Get your finger out of my face

Dance Moms Season 4 Episode 7.

ABBY LEE MILLER: i said brooke is your mother speaking for you-
KELLY can i speak to the managar HYLAND: GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF MY FACE
kids: 🤧😧😰😱
Jill: 👁👄👁
Christi: 🤭
Mellisa: 🏃 ♂️💨💨💨

by getyourfingeroutofmyface June 1, 2021

burnt face man

A hilarious flash animation about a superhero with a burnt face!"

SCENARIO 1:

BFM"I can't see a fire...or smoke"

MAN"Well there is a fire...i'm not lying! And and if you save her...i'll give you this sega game gear!"

BFM"Keep hold of your....high tech gaming system! I laugh at danger!"

SCENARIO 2

BFM"ARRGH! AND I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING ANKLES OFF!"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

Maryland Crab Face

A facial structure commonly seen in females in Maryland, generally found from the Eastern Shore up to and including parts of Baltimore. Common facial features associated with the Maryland Crab Face include a rounded, bulbous nose, flaring nostrils, cold, dark eyes, fair skin that is reddened from repeated excessive sun exposure, and light-colored, often dyed, hair. Upon closer inspection, the face resembles that of a Chesapeake Bay crab.

That chicks body is good but you have to deal with that rough personality and her matching Maryland Crab Face.

by The Bullet May 21, 2008

shut your face

Another form of shut up

-Dude, your mom is hot!
-Shut your face

by esch8 January 10, 2004

face plant

A trick in all freestyle sports such as skateboarding or snowboarding in which the athlete contacts the ground with his or her face. Term is derived from other tricks such as a foot plant or hand plant in that the trick involves placing a body part on the ground as part of the trick. Although wildly popular, the face plant is rarely performed on purpose.

Person 1: "Dude, that was the gnarliest face plant I've ever seen!"
Person 2: "I should go to the hospital."

by MTB man July 6, 2011

Faceaholic

A person who is addicted to face book, much like a alcoholic is addicted to the bottle. These poeple post every stupid aspect of boring life on facebook as though it is some earth shattering news. They belive in thier simple minds that people actually care about what they have to say, and can't wait for more of their mindless dribble. When in fact all poeple will usually do is just hide these mother fuckers, to get them off their screens.

Tony : Mike your boy Eric is a faceaholic.

Mike : I know he's on facebook 24-7, and he never has much of anything to say but quote lyrics and talk about washboards.

by TV CAR March 19, 2010

Kill you in the face

When you tell someone you want to kill them but would like to emphasize it more by adding the classic your face put-down

Some guy: Hey your girlfriend is sitting on my lap.
Boyfriend: Touch her and I'll kill you in the face!
Other people: Laugh hysterically

by Forever27 May 25, 2008