Wetty Fap

Spitting on your penis until you ejaculate.

Me: I can't believe that ski accident turned Trent into a quadriplegic.

Friend: yeah, it's sad man. All he does all day is watch TV and Wetty Fap.

by Chalz818 December 29, 2015

post fap nap

When you get home from a stressful day and need to relax, so you bust one out and take a sweet nap right afterwards.

"Yesterday was so stressful I had to have a post fap nap just to relax."

by hyjack September 2, 2016

sorrow fap

When you use the tears of someone as lube to masturbate with.

The best lube to improve your mood!

I broke up with Sarah and she started to cry, quickly I gathered her tears for a sorrow fap.

by M1khale June 10, 2016

WETTY FAP

Fetty wap when he faps he shoot a big wetty fap

Ayo did you commit a Wetty Fap , Fetty Wap?

by Yochi22 April 26, 2021

No Fap June

No Fap June means that you can't fap in the month of June

yo you ready for no fap june?

nah man I ain't

by Hentai King 95 September 26, 2022

Epic Fap Fairy

The Epic Fap Fairy is an elusive (and possibly non-existent) magical creature that lurks on teh internets, waiting to cyber with you on anonymous chat sites.

Not to be confused with your standard camwhore, EFF is the perfect imaginary girl. She's ridiculously hot, and would love nothing more to help you enjoy your hand.

Be warned, you should never ask the Epic Fap Fairy for a picture, because as legend states, if anyone ever sees her, she will cease to exist, and then legions of omegletards will be forced to asl in vain forevermore.

Stranger: looking for a girl who wants to show me her boobs
You: oh, you mean the epic fap fairy?
You: you'll never see her
You: if anyone does, she'll stop existing FOREVER!
You: srsly.
You: O_O

by TheRealEFF November 16, 2009

I'd Fap That

Similar to "I'd tap that"
Used to indicate that you would fap to what you are talking about, acknowledging that you have no chance of getting with that person.

guy1: "damn, check that girl out."
guy2: "no way man, she's way outta your league."
guy1: "I know, but still I'd fap that."

by hi im stratton November 30, 2011