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Joe: hy y u no go facebook
Smart person: lolfacecrap
Joe: EWWW not my friend anymore
by 5 rtyhrthrthrthrthrthrthrthrth October 10, 2012
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facebook fucker

A person that beats off to others "Selfie's".

And may friend request someone just to get a look at their Photo album.
Facebook Fucker: Yea I fuck all kinds of women on Facebook.
Person 2: Have you ever fucked any off of Facebook.
by selvol December 17, 2013
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Facebook

Facebook, or “The Facebook,” is an internet site that runs via a series of tubes. It is also the number one searched word on Google. It was once prophesied that Greg would use The Facebook to find pictures of Gladiators. His friend, Richard, told him that was stupid. He should just find pictures of Gladiators with Google. Beth chimes in saying that 83.3% of all Gladiators were vegans. Richard and Greg agreed that nobody liked Beth.
I have 3,000 friends on the Facebook but I still feel so lonely.

Hey Steve! I saw you changed your relationship on Facebook to complicated. Does that mean I can ask Karen out on a date? What do you mean Karen was never your girlfriend? Why have I been waiting so long to ask her out??? Wait. Am I Karen? Nope I’m Preston.
by MBP2000 August 22, 2019
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Condescending Smiley Face

Condescending Smiley Face - When someone uses a smiley-face in an obviously heated text-based argument in an attempt to seem 'better' or 'above' the other person.
e.g. of a Condescending Smiley Face: The context is an argument on youtube over something stupid. "If you'd actually read the date though you'd realise you're wrong :)"
by AcidCH August 3, 2013
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resting bartender face

Where a bartender has dealt with so many drunken cock wombles that their face is permanently scowling
That barman has a serious resting bartender face. God knows who pissed him off
by Derangedflamingo June 2, 2017
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Get the horse out of your face

a slang expression coined in the early 21st century used to express annoyance or objection to what someone else is saying. Used first by professor Myndia Biznesse when reprimanding disrespectful students in his general knowledge and philosophy class. The term is frequently spoken with an accent imitating professor Biznesse, who is of Italian decent. Sometimes, when quoting him, the word "horse" is spelled "hoasse" or "hosse", "out of" is substituted with "outta", and "your face" with "ya face". This is to further emulate Biznesse's strong accent.
Jerry, you always run your mouth because you think you're so smart. Get the horse out of your face.
by hollanatme January 27, 2010
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fuck face McGee

Some really annoying person, usually an attention whore; a general insult that is a step up from bitch or something similar
"Hey guys! Look what I can do!"
"Shut up, fuck face McGee
by 217891 March 2, 2009
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