Clonker

Clonker (noun) – A person who deliberately avoids using artificial intelligence (AI) in everyday life, work, or creativity.
Often prefers traditional methods and values human thought over machine suggestions.

“You still write by hand? What are you, some kind of clonker?”
“Yup. I’m keeping my brain 100% AI-free.”

by Clonkist October 14, 2025

Cloner

The long-overdue feminine counterpart to a boner — that unmistakable surge of attraction triggered by sheer masculine competence or presence.

“He split the firewood, lit the stove, and poured the whiskey--which gave me a raging cloner.”

by Washington Redskins October 26, 2025

Clone Theory

The debate of “Is it gay to have your clone jerk you off”

Hey, we were just talking about clone theory, there is no way it isn’t gay!

by Thenewboy December 18, 2025

Colonatrian

Referring to someone against Colonization yet attempts to act just like someone who is not against Colonization.

Unfortunately, I was forced to be a colonatrian to book the new role.

by Thadicus Whom Noob December 19, 2025

Colon Cooter

Rectum?...Damn near destroyedum!

It's not a Bussy, Terrance. It's a Colon Cooter.

by McTobes January 12, 2026

Swiss Colon

A colon that regularly produces a poopy every day at the same time without fail.

Like a swiss watch, a Swiss Colon cranks out a doogie with tremendous timing precision.

Blair: Dude, every morning you head to the John at the same time, with newspaper in tow.

Mark: I've got a Swiss Colon. It arrives every day on time, at 9:22 precisely.

Blair: Swiss Colon. It's a gift of consistency.

Mark: Ja.

by Buffman6651 March 1, 2018

Comment-cloning

Used to refer to a common bug in various comment systems in which a single comment is submitted, only to be followed by one or more copies of the same comment.

That wasn't me, It's just YouTube comment-cloning again.

by Repaerrepeej May 10, 2018