3 definitions by Buffman6651
JB: This is a great drink you invented Blair! What's it called?
Blair: A Georgia Mule.
JB: Awesome.
JB: Hey everyone, I invented a new drink. Try it!
Everyone But Blair: Awesome drink! What's it called?
JB: A Chattanooga!! Yeah, I just came up with it.
Everyone But Blair: A Chattanooga!! It's awesome. (Chanting) Chattanooga! Chattanooga! Chattanooga!
Blair: Dude. WTF?
JB: What?
Blair: A Georgia Mule.
JB: Awesome.
JB: Hey everyone, I invented a new drink. Try it!
Everyone But Blair: Awesome drink! What's it called?
JB: A Chattanooga!! Yeah, I just came up with it.
Everyone But Blair: A Chattanooga!! It's awesome. (Chanting) Chattanooga! Chattanooga! Chattanooga!
Blair: Dude. WTF?
JB: What?
by Buffman6651 October 5, 2015
A colon that regularly produces a poopy every day at the same time without fail.
Like a swiss watch, a Swiss Colon cranks out a doogie with tremendous timing precision.
Like a swiss watch, a Swiss Colon cranks out a doogie with tremendous timing precision.
Blair: Dude, every morning you head to the John at the same time, with newspaper in tow.
Mark: I've got a Swiss Colon. It arrives every day on time, at 9:22 precisely.
Blair: Swiss Colon. It's a gift of consistency.
Mark: Ja.
Mark: I've got a Swiss Colon. It arrives every day on time, at 9:22 precisely.
Blair: Swiss Colon. It's a gift of consistency.
Mark: Ja.
by Buffman6651 March 1, 2018
"What was the weird, muffled singing I heard last night?"
"Oh, that was Stavios and Cindy. He's a Muffin Yodeler so he makes a lot of noise.
"Oh, that was Stavios and Cindy. He's a Muffin Yodeler so he makes a lot of noise.
by Buffman6651 April 16, 2015