Messianic Complex

A.
A mental condition in which the person thinks him or her self is the only person capable in the situation to solve it, fix it, right it, etc.... keep in mind, this person believes truely that themeslves the only one able. This can be at a job site, at a neogotiation table, inside of a project, etc etc. As with any complex or dillusion, this usually is very untrue.

B. A person whos believes themselves a messiah

C. a Person who believes themeselves literally "Christ the lord"

Jacobs a local chef has a terrible messianic complex as he believes when he comes to work each day hes the only one able to prep his entire resturant rather than his staff. He has to cook everything on the line himself rather than let his staff do there jobs

by Theamazinggeek December 30, 2018

the stevie wonder complex

the stevie wonder complex is a complex where you use your hands to feel around for something and not your eyes

tanya: (hyperventilating) i can't find my phone! it's not in my fucking bag!
mike: "let mommy use her fingers" (mike uses the stevie wonder complex by feeling around the outside of the bag and not using his eyes and low and behold.. walla! mike finds tanya's phone then smacks her)

by snootch87 August 19, 2008

Reuben Complex

the state in a man's life in which he truely believes every woman wants his nuts

Johnny seems to be in some sort of reuben complex

by Team Mongrol May 7, 2008

Nice-Guy Complex

The pattern of behavior in which a man slowly forfeits his masculinity to a woman believing that by empowering her, he is proving his love for her. This eventually creates a parasitic relationship in which the woman takes everything the guy does for granted and ultimately breaks his heart, leaving him an empty shell without the motivation to start over- the whole time never realizing why this keeps happening to him.

"I don't understand what I did to deserve this"

"You just suffer from the nice-guy complex"

by Stakeandpotatoes01 August 4, 2009

Complevexing

Something, usually a task that is so complicated that it becomes vexing. Its a concatenation of the two words.

Past Tense: Complevexed

1) Deciding which came first the chicken or the egg?

"Hmmm, that's just so complevexing!!!!"

"I have no idea. I'm complevexed."

by supergirl_with_n_r_g May 10, 2006

complete ownage

n. When one is completely submissive (ie, the "biotch") to another during a conflict

Lin exhibited complete ownage over Joe the other day with a bombardment of pillows. Joe went home feeling less of a man.

by Trey P. September 22, 2008

complemail

An email that is meant to complain about something.
To complain via email.
A mix of complain and email.

Fred complemailed to Howard because Howard said the party was on January 32nd, when clearly everyone knows that January 32nd doesn't exist.

by Hardcore Pirate Viking July 20, 2007