colorado gear grinder

When the person driving a manual . Is *getting down on the passengers popsicle* while the passenger shifts gears an steers.

Officer 1: I don't think they where drunk officer 2. I think she was just giving a Colorado gear grinder.
Officer 2: They probably would of been better off drinking.

by Flowstrider April 20, 2018

colorado granola

Brought on by the cannabis movement; colorado granola i.e hippie, flower child, peace, zen...think woodstock.

Mantiou colorado is sure filled with a lot of Colorado granola.

by Colorado_Granola_420 April 20, 2018

colorado coffee

A sexual act were a man inserts pre-roasted coffee beans into a women's Anus. The coffee beans are then passed from the women's Anus. The man uses the shitty coffee beans to brew a cup of black filter coffee. The man then

ejulates into the black coffee leaving a residue reminiscent of 2% milk. The couple then drink the coffee between them.

Had a one night stand with this slut last night. Had no coffee the next morning so had to make do with a colorado coffee.

by Theyoungwolf43 December 4, 2017

Colorado Basil

Weed

Yo man, sprinkle some Colorado basil on those cookies.

by Lao shaeing May 3, 2018

Colorado Rooster

When you carve a hole in the bus seat leading to the person in front of you, then put your dick in the hole to poke them in the back.

"Yo did you hear that Kathy got hit by Jared's colorado rooster earlier today?"
"Yeah dude apparently she broke his dick while it was in there"

by GoofyNooba January 14, 2018

contract emptiness

that feeling you get after you finish the campaign of your contracts in a Mutliplayer game. This feeling often leads you to not want to play the game despite the fun you know you could be having.

Hay man I'm feeling contract emptiness. Could we not play TF2 today.

by Speck Speck February 7, 2018

Colorado

Where people from around the US come to get some dank kush bc their state hasn’t legalized it yet

We’re headed to Colorado to get some of that dank kush

by Moocow February 16, 2018