mega condom

The condom of gods, as they would say. The Mega Condom is a HUGE Condom made for HUGE cocks, bigger than 20 inches long and wide. It originated from Mount Olympus when Zeus accidentally mixed all the elements into a latex condom while having sex and thus created the legendary mega condom. The mega condom vibrates, has a cum-tank, and can warm while sex. Only obtainable through clearing WoW 100% and climbing Mount Olympus to obtain the legendary artifact.

"Man, did you hear about the legendary MEGA CONDOM?! IT'S FUCKING HUUUUUUUUGGGGEEEEEEEEE."

by Memelord (Undertaker) January 20, 2018

Condomcrat

Extrememly liberal democrats who believe the world should run on peace and love, when really in reality eternal peace and love is impossible due to human nature. They are very, very anti-military. They support gays but those idiots discredit veterens, heck they even probably even think Servicemen should be kicked on the streets to starve. Those retards believe government to forcefully enter homes to confiscate weapons (Guns, Knives) from the citizenry. Also, those condomcrats believe that we should replace military buildings with federally funded whorehouses and gay clubs.

They believe that peace and love with everyone, even hostile nations that will always hate us and be a threat to us is more important than American Nationalism and Solidarity.

Famous Condomcrats- Hillary Clinton, Jesse Jackson, Ted Kennedy.

by The Harmeister June 21, 2005

the anal condom enigma

when a gentleman attempting to butt fuck encounters the life long question as to whether the woman would want him to wear a raincoat, or just plain raw dog it.

Last Friday, me and Suzy were getting down to business, then I got totally mindfucked by the anal condom enigma, so she bounced and I had to rub one out so i didn't get blue balls.

by holla holla back ching chang May 11, 2007

no condom

optimal method of performing sexual act, implies no use of protection, ideally without birth control medecine

I banged this girl 'no condom', j. no c.'d, might be time for the rusty coat-hanger

by Mexicanny August 12, 2006

Condom poker

Someone Who pokes holes in comdoms

Mana And Techy are condom pokers

by oKinky November 23, 2009

Condomination

The act of dominating a conversation by going on and on, interrupting, or trying to guess what the other person is going to say next.

Rosie O' Donnell never lets people get aword in edgewise. Her show is pure condomination.

by John Tollefson January 4, 2007

crandom

the coolest word in the world. crazy & random at the same timee! oh yesh!

woah that was crandom

by Kyliee May 4, 2008