cabbage

A stupid person who doesn't know shit.

Zach you are such a stupid cabbage!

by Bob Dong February 14, 2003

cabbage

an old granny vagina, with flaps etc..

'wop it up a cabbage'

by llihp notwen February 1, 2008

cabbage

cabbage is hihop 4 money

hey u got any spear cabbage?

by jeni December 6, 2004

Muff Cabbage

- adjective (Slang: Vulgar.
Muff Cabbage - muhf kab-ij
1. A term coined by the Jersey Shore which in context refers to an unpleasant smelling vagina. In reference of the odor emitted by cooked cabbage.
2. Someone who acts or repeats something so obnoxiously that it can't be tolerated anymore.

Snooki: Don't call my man orange! You're nothing but a muff cabbage!

by Gianna Da Vinci October 19, 2010

cabbage

amazingly sexy person

damn you! cabbage youre hot

by Tom November 8, 2004

Cabbage

A fat boy with usually blonde hair who wears a green shirt almost everyday.

Stephan is being a cabbage again.

by Luke Cox February 23, 2009

Cabbage Fluff

When a girl uses her hand to make a fluffing action on a guys nutsack

Dam, i am down to get a cabbage fluff from her.

by Roostrikerrpo June 30, 2010