Bald Mullet

see Skullet

A person who is balding but maintains long luscious locks (mullet) at the back has both an almost entirely bald head and simultaneously, a mullet is said to have a Bald Mullet which is also known as a Skullet.

by Professor Pro January 4, 2012

Ballzheimers

Repetitive fornication with previous partners forgoing all principle purposes for initial dissolution of the relationship to begin with.

"He went back to her again!?"

"Yeah...He has a serious case of Ballzheimers!"

by bamf269 August 14, 2012

Ballari

Ballari is a seductive and exotic, but reserved beauty, who isn't quite aware of her allure. Ballari has beautiful brown eyes, a gorgeous smile, and a golden brown complexion, but is often caught unaware when she is complimented on her looks and amazing personality. Watch out for the cute and quirky facial expressions. She is witty and has an abyss-full of English vocabulary, which she sporadically unleashes in satire. She is a cat enthusiast and speaks a number of languages, including Cat.

That Ballari is a wildcat. RAAWWRRR!

by JaberNeno October 7, 2012

Baltimore Bidet

The act of a male using his urine in an upwards stream to clean the undercarriage of another person who is squatting over them.

After a long hot day of walking around the Inner Harbor, Ross discovered his ass crack had become excessively lathered in smelly bum butter. Upon hearing of the situation, ever helpful Jim volunteered to accompany Ross back to the hotel and give him a Baltimore Bidet.
"Ross, I've got a belly full of 'Natty Boh' and have enough pent-up piss to easily flush all the jizz infused dung-discharge from your ass crack!"

by Blumpster August 20, 2013

ballsed

The result of something that's gone wrong, broken, tired out or messed up.

'Oh man, my cell phone doesn't work anymore. It's ballsed.'

by Scarletrocket December 13, 2014

balls strong

What it takes for a Leader to make a damn decision.

Andrea needs to be balls strong and make a decision relating to what the company standard will be and stop being such a pussy!

by ALD420 May 13, 2015

ballzak

ballzak is a nickname for people who have the name Zak. Ballzaks usually think that they're strong, but in reality the can only bench bar. Ballzaks usually third wheel a lot and laugh at their own jokes.

Yo, ballzak just benched 20 pounds and he said that his pecs are "too big"

by BALLZAK July 3, 2015