cock fudge

fudge liek substance that gathers under un cleaned foreskin

cock fu

by jono September 7, 2003

fudge me with a rake

a phrase of distress when you get hurt or frustrated.

*stubs toe* "owwww, fudge me with a rake"

by asouthworth February 16, 2017

Muddy Fudge Slide

When you are doing a bird in the arse and your cock slips out and glides through her vagina lips leaving a shitty skid.

I was doing Mrs Oakley up the arse and I left her with a Muddy Fudge Slide.

by Mr Oakley December 8, 2017

unpack some fudge

excrete, defecate

Guest: "Excuse me, I just have to go upstairs and unpack some fudge. See you all in twenty minutes or so!"

Host: "Ok, jolly good, see you later.."

by Spanish Prisoner August 23, 2011

Double Fudge Bomb

When two people are squatting back to back, optionally locking arms, both taking a dump on someones face.

Some dumb idiot fell asleep at Jeff's party last night, so I dragged him out on the front lawn and gave him a double fudge bomb!

by m_steph55 September 25, 2010

Fudged His Huggies

When a baby poops in their diaper...more specifically, in their Huggies.

"I'll have to call you back Sandra, something smells terrible and I'm pretty sure the baby just fudged his huggies."

by k-mil April 29, 2008

Fudge me tickle

Fudge me tickle is a nicer term in sted of saying Fuck me dead in front of your parents.

(Fudge me tickle) i just droped my pen

by Ninhendo June 21, 2009